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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · Aug 19

So many people want to date me right now and I'm really not mad at that!

Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · Aug 15

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · Aug 10

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · Aug 8

“Clarissa… the second viewing was just as thrilling as the first. You’ve reinvigorated me!” – HA101 student

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · Aug 7

‘Validation that made me cry—in the best way. Shifted me from fear to faith.’ – Actual tarot client
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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · Aug 6

“In Harmonic Astrology, there are no minor aspects. The chart is infinite.”

Live Labs for HA101 start in September.
Learn to read vibrations—not just Ptolemaic angles.

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · Aug 5

Unboxing my tarot decks → is it yours next?

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · Aug 5

What is Harmonic Astrology?
• A network of vibrations
• Backed by quantum physics
• Rooted in fractals
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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · Aug 4

I understand that the em dash is getting hated on because of AI but I’ve always loved it.

Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · Aug 4

Hot takes on astrology is not astrology analysis. Mainstream got it mixed up.

Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · Jul 31

New horoscopes are up, enjoy! #tarot

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Discover your August 2025 Tarotscope! Clarissa Dolphin blends tarot and astrology for spot-on guidance for every zodiac sign. Get powerful predictions, practical advice, and transformative insight to ...

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · Jul 30

I believe in perfume.

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · Jul 27

What do we do and when does this end? It seems like it's part of the human story to be evil. Very hard to process let alone "work" right now, heavy.

Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · Jul 27

It's really hard to take the world seriously when people are starving all over it and an active genocide is happening in Gaza. It's evil everywhere, people are starving in so many places. Sudan, Congo, but every continent, someone is starving.

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · Jul 24

Let's pat ourselves on the back for surviving 2025 so far. This has been the wildest year of astrology and the wildest year in general to live through. A million retrogrades, outer planet and nodal ingresses, it's just MUCH. #astrology

Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · Jul 23

Dying of hunger in 2025 is not the way, we have the resources, people in power are just greedy and evil. FEED THE PEOPLE, FREE PALESTINE, CONGO, SUDAN, MYANMAR, HAITI, ALL THE PLACES WHERE PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING.

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · Jul 22

Internet interactions can sometimes drain my soul and ignite violent instincts, but I feel like 97% of interactions with humans in the flesh in real time are so adorable, people are SO cute and sweet.

Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · Jul 22

I’m not an ‘astrology girlie’. I’m a real ass professional astrologer with thousands of hours of work experience serving clients, doing research making astrologer ancestors proud for posterity.

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · Jul 20

I’m the chick who is gifted hawk feathers 🪶 during a morning dog walk in the middle of Los Angeles. Thank you Hawk and Source 🙏🏽✨

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · Jul 20

I am not a snob, but I wish more astrologers would stop regurgitating and start using the modern technological tools we have now to rediscover what astrology does and means.

Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · Jul 20

The Lunar South Node is not ‘cosmic trash’ it is a social point that magnetizes people into your life. According to my research that I have accurately utilized in readings for hundreds of clients charts.

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · Jul 20

Did I receive brain damage from Covid or just being a Millennial?

Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · Jul 17

I'm a really good professional astrologer, diviner, and I love my work, it is an extraordinary experience, but I don't want to be a content creator. However, that seems to be part of the job these days.

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · Jul 16

Annabelle strikes AGAIN! Anyone who besmirches spirituality is a fool. Etheric realms are the realest of all real, far more expansive than our physicality can reach.

Paranormal investigator Dan Rivera dies suddenly while on tour with Annabelle doll

Rivera was part of a group from the NESPR on tour with the Annabelle doll in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania this weekend.

www.nbcchicago.com

Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · Jul 16

People born with silver spoons in their mouths are rarely fit to lead, they just have a lot of money and resources, BORN with a credit line of $1 million from a bank to blow off on dumb sh*t.