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It’s our annual “how do I put up a tree with cats in the house” thread. Bonus- will this work for the dog content. Eventually this will end up as a video. But spoons on low means do what we can. So away we go. 1/
No longer checking DMs etc. account is in process of being archived and transferred to Bsky. Once that’s done it’s being locked down here.

Much love. But I’m not sitting here to get bombarded by the garbage we see
X is rolling out their new “block” function. As a reminder I’m mostly on BSky for candid interactions. Still working on building out threads. I’m checking here for specific news accounts, the few of you who haven’t moved, and DMs.
Programming note- still reading here for those of y’all who haven’t moved yet. I’m X posting any new content to Sky or Thread

Limited replies here. Still checking DMs.
Cattywampus 10/27/24

“ORDER TO THINGS”

No longer posting directly to X due to Their new content policies. Link next post 1/
Quick checkin- Mom got a serious cut to her hand this week, and the result is I’m exhausted after a week of parental care. I’m on limited mental capacity and quiet as a result. I’m fine using the adjusted parameters.
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Slow and steady as she goes! Still working on clearing unplanned cat expenses and moving costs. Everything helps and we are super grateful. Link next post because stupid algo
Annnd I’m officially behind on the car payment and could also use help getting money to cover a doctor appointment for ye olde brain drugs.

Adding some travel pics this week, and some fall themed cat favorites. Everything helps and is very appreciated
Link next
Slow and steady as she goes! Still working on clearing unplanned cat expenses and moving costs. Everything helps and we are super grateful. Link next post because stupid algo


-What?

How dares, Momma? How dares??!

-I just! Okay anyway? Back on topic, what to call the weather!

Checks thermostat.

-Oh. I guess we’re done with-

NO SAYS DAT!

-I was going to say we’re done with Pastrami Summer!

IZ NOT TIME FOR GOBBLES!
2/end
-I’m just stating facts.

No, Iz slander!

-Isn’t it technically libel?

No changes subject!!

-You’re Gen A, same as Queso, Xena, and Junior

IZ NOT SAME AZ JUNIOR! Also, forgets Max. Rude!

-Max is GenZ
1/
-Buddy your birthday is in 2018. You’re Gen Alpha

…you takes dat back. 
2/end
-I am not old!

Iz. 

-I’m GenX! We aren’t old!

Iz so. Iz millennial. Says so. 

-wait, you’re not a millennial 

Oh here goes. Questions identity. Sees how dis is. 

-No! I’m just saying you’re not old enough to be a mil-

Now questions agings! Typical old!
1/
Useless ad, and poop saying “hey no more block”. With a bonus change to TOS saying I have to let them train their AI on my content.

Yeaaaah.
Meanwhile I’m geeked as heck at having gotten multiple days of my cat humor Potats errr posts out! Breaking writers block when it’s humor based writing is hard.

This week’s arc started Monday. It’s a fumetti style approach.

Catch up here...
And off to the races we go. As always, y’all do so much and I’m grateful as hell. Covering expenses and getting set to have some critical stuff here is a huge relief.

Moving sucks y’all. Zero stars

Ilene agrees (link next post)
Looks, understands you are an Old

-Excuse you!

Iz what happens.

-I am not old!

Iz playings your musics in grocery store.

-*sputter*

Next iz elebators

-You take that back! 2/end
-What about-

Momma, you checks forecast?

-Yes, why?

Just sayings. Dis joke gonna lands like Junior poop if forecastings iz wrong.

-Have a little faith. Now back to words for-

MOMMA! NO SAYS DAT!

-I’m trying not to! You keep saying no to substitutes!1/