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cjaythecreator.bsky.social
Cj
@cjaythecreator.bsky.social
290 followers 140 following 2.4K posts
Designing a logo is like choosing your business's face tattoo - better make sure it’s not giving ‘midlife crisis’ vibes.
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 1d
Startup culture is just the art of pretending free pizza and bean bag chairs make up for your soul being slowly crushed
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 2d
Every “limited-time offer” has been running since the Obama administration
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 2d
Only my therapist lol
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 2d
“Hooks that work” because my current hook is basically ‘please clap’
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 2d
You don’t get bonus points for suffering alone. This isn’t Catholicism, it’s business
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 2d
Pricing is basically astrology with spreadsheets 🔮
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 2d
Pretty much everyone’s on the Claude Code team, but I LOVE Cursor, no seriously, I’m a huge fan and wouldn’t cheat on it with any other coding AI
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 2d
Ah yes, the good kind of pain 💪
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 2d
Let me guess - they want everything, immediately, and for free? 😉
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 2d
If everything’s on fire, technically nothing’s late 🤔
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 2d
If no one sees it but it heals your brain, it still counts as art 🤔
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 2d
The water pressure fuels my IQ too. The moment I step out, it evaporates lol
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 2d
Minimalism was great until I needed 12 spreadsheets to track how minimalist I was being lol
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 2d
I’m not treating BS the same way I do X and honestly, I don’t really care about growth here. But on Twitter I’ve been through a lot to reach those lame 4k. I even ran paid ads and engaged for like 6 hours a day 😅
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 2d
AWS has 300 services and 3 of them actually do what you think they do
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 3d
The concept of “work-life balance” was invented by people who secretly work on Sundays and outwork everyone who believes in it 😈
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 4d
We’re all just one viral post away from launching a course.
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 4d
Yeah, it’s wild - just one scroll and suddenly you’re convinced you should start a dropshipping business, build an AI SaaS, launch a podcast, and move to Bali by next Tuesday lol
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 4d
Bootstrappers are like cockroaches. No funding, no PR team, just pure survival and caffeine 🪳
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 4d
The truth doesn’t care about your coping mechanisms. It’s just chilling, smoking a cigarette, waiting for you to run out of excuses 🚬
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 4d
At this point, I’m convinced visitors don’t even scroll, they just vibe check the first headline and bounce 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 4d
Yeah, every generation has its ‘we’re finally awake’ era only for the next one to walk in like, ‘bro, you were dreaming’ 😎
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 4d
Yeah, someone always cheats with a cheaper SaaS 💔
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 4d
Yeah, most airplane WiFi is so bad it makes you nostalgic for dial-up
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 4d
💯 💯 💯
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