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Christina Stephens 🐯✨
@christinastephens.bsky.social
3.2K followers 990 following 31K posts
Professional talker, Lover of the Louisiana Life, LSU fan, Who Dat, Elder Swiftie. She/her. Parish is my mini Aussie. College football is the best season. (College basketball is also very good.)
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 11m
At one point I saw a post comparing a black hat with a song lyric on it to the MAGA red hat like they were somehow similar because they were both hats.
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 20m
Sigh. Y’all … I keep getting fed content from leftists that claim Taylor Swift is selling Nazi merchandise because there is a lightning bolt on a necklace on her website.

Are people okay?
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 3h
Schadenfreude was invented for Alex Jones.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 5h
WASHINGTON (AP) — Supreme Court rejects Alex Jones' appeal of $1.4 billion judgment for calling Sandy Hook school shooting a hoax.
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 4h
I was like … is that .. QUEEN LATIFAH
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 4h
I have three day old banana bread as a trade
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 4h
It’s also possible I twisted my ankle because I slipped on a sweatshirt left on the floor, so really doing great things.
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 4h
Zoom locked up and restarted multiple times during a meeting this morning and then when I restarted my computer it decided to open every document and window it ever loved and by the time I got back into Zoom the Q+A about the topic at hand was ending so today’s going great!
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 4h
What time is dinner
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 4h
Very cute!
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 6h
Queen Latifah trying to sell me Weight Watchers for Menopause was not in my bingo card.
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 15h
Pretty certain my boyfriend was only marginally aware of Kirk if at all.
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 16h
Yeah but the puppy is on a blanket so
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 16h
One day I’m going to get him to teach me his ways
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 17h
He reads the news, he just does it without social media and it’s so much more chill.
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 17h
OMG this post is so melted. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 17h
Seriously he did in 15 minutes what it took years of Being Online and listening to If Books Could Kill to did to me.
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 17h
He’s continued to ruin my life adorably but I was giving him a pass for awhile because I was so upset that he had been sick.
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 17h
He went from “why should I care about this” to “this woman is insufferable” to pausing the TV and yelling.
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 17h
Sigh.
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 17h
He is ruining my life
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 17h
He is unhinged
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 17h
We are watching Last Week Tonight and watching my Offline Boyfriend discover Bari Weiss in real time is absolutely lovely.
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 18h
How does he only kill the spider decor
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 18h
He has so many toys!
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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 18h
Dammit if he didn’t find the second decorative spider.
A black and white mini Aussie attempts to destroy a white decorative Halloween spider in his bed A white woman’s hand takes a white decorative spider from a black and white mini Aussie.
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