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It's Chris!

@chrisd238.bsky.social

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he/him Junior Assistant Vice President of Replying @ Poisoned Heavy Industrial Concern

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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 13h

My first thought was pubes are hair and im sorry but not sorry enough not to share

It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 19h

swin tell us how the sources mocked it and how much they were laughing

It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 19h

thats a hitler peace sign

It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 19h

Can you dance on your way to the base or is that expressly forbidden?

It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 19h

huh i thought it was like golf

It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 19h

I missread this as DHL....

It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 19h

There's a straight line from locker room talk to this

It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 20h

tests written by chatgpt and answered by troops using chatgpt and only getting a 37% pass rate

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It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 20h

Finally realised what these dipshits are using those thigh packs for, i'll bet they're just stuffed to the gills with pogs^H^H^H^H challenge coins

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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 22d

Someone running a little webshop or supplier of badges and challenge coins for ICE officers would be a decent way to snag some uhhh archival records for later

It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 20h

Finally realised what these dipshits are using those thigh packs for, i'll bet they're just stuffed to the gills with pogs^H^H^H^H challenge coins

It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 20h

It's just an extension of the locker room talk excuse

It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 21h

Given how the writing was on the wall i wonder if he'd prepared in advance to whatever degree and so is ready to move faster

It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 21h

Because slap an egg on it is quintessential hangover breakfast behaviour worldwide.

It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 21h

Funny how similar that sounds to police

It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 1d

mostly flags

It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 1d

Why now? What changed

It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 2d

It's one thing tonshut the US out, but to do so and then his a record level of imports is a very funny extra fuck you

It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 2d

if one of my regular friends tried this on me id be driving a steak through their heart

It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 2d

ok but what if i print on yellow paper to hide the dottttssssss

It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 2d

Ok but what if i attach 20 lasers to a drone and fly about, that's cool right

Jake @jakeythesnakey.bsky.social · 3d

This is such an astoundingly bad idea that I kinda think it’s a false flag or an op of some sort

Merits aside, it is insanely easy to be caught if you do this and the punishment for doing this is much more severe than you’d guess.

(@faineg.bsky.social often writes on stuff like this)

It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 2d

most of them never even go into space properly its jusy laziness astronauts dont want to work any more

It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 2d

My most gen-xillennial move is calling ahead to make sure they have thing then being able to take my sweet time to get there because the store knows me and knows i won't fuck them on the hold

It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 3d

Calling bari a villainous dipshit *is* an idea exchange 😊

It's Chris! @chrisd238.bsky.social · 3d

The opposite of fp is @zeteo.com