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Chris Joda

Chris Joda

@chrisaj.bsky.social

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Christian, Social media person, Manchester United supporter, (very) amateur investor, Threads: @yjoda

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Chris Joda @chrisaj.bsky.social · 2h

Think I’ve figured out a few things that would have a drastic (positive) impact on my life. Just gotta suck it up and do them 😭💪🏾

- Read my Bible and pray (a lot) more
- Get up early
- Go to bed early
- Get out and move everyday
- Go to the gym more
- Spend less time on my phone/online

Chris Joda @chrisaj.bsky.social · 22h

In bed already (not asleep obviously) by 9:30 and basically ready to sleep. Who on earth is this guy? 😂

a cartoon of homer simpson laying in bed saying ahhh i 'm just a big toasty cinnamon bun.

ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson laying in bed saying ahhh i 'm just a big toasty cinnamon bun.

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Chris Joda @chrisaj.bsky.social · 23h

Pasta del Nata 🇵🇹

Chris Joda @chrisaj.bsky.social · 1d

Peace and stability chase our club but we’re always faster 😭
#ggmu #mufc #manchesterunited

Chris Joda @chrisaj.bsky.social · 1d

I wish I had this much aura 🤣

www.instagram.com/stories/yjod...

Chris Joda @chrisaj.bsky.social · 1d

What unpopular opinion will have you like this?

Chris Joda @chrisaj.bsky.social · 1d

What’s your controversial hot take?

Chris Joda @chrisaj.bsky.social · 1d

What’s your brand of choice for water? (UK)
#signalboost

- Evian
- Buxton
- Highlands
- Volvic
- Other
- None. Water is water

Chris Joda @chrisaj.bsky.social · 1d

Jesus is Lord! 🙌🏾

Chris Joda @chrisaj.bsky.social · 1d

God is good!! 🙏🏾

Chris Joda @chrisaj.bsky.social · 1d

Me every Friday after a long week at work

Chris Joda @chrisaj.bsky.social · 1d

SpongeBob 😂

Chris Joda @chrisaj.bsky.social · 1d

Absolute Cinema

Chris Joda @chrisaj.bsky.social · 1d

London, LDN

Chris Joda @chrisaj.bsky.social · 1d

It’s true kids can be cruel 😭🤣

Chris Joda @chrisaj.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve always just gone along with Celsius having never lived in the US and not given Fahrenheit a second thought….is JellyRoll on to something here? 🤔😂

Chris Joda @chrisaj.bsky.social · 2d

Millennial in the house! 🙌🏾

Chris Joda @chrisaj.bsky.social · 2d

Do you feel old yet? 🥲

Chris Joda @chrisaj.bsky.social · 3d

Us introverts when we’re at our limit

Chris Joda @chrisaj.bsky.social · 4d

Us introverts after a week of interactions with people

Chris Joda @chrisaj.bsky.social · 4d

🤣

Chris Joda @chrisaj.bsky.social · 4d

Better than going clubbing

Chris Joda @chrisaj.bsky.social · 4d

Folks talking their talk on social media and then being confronted in real life

Chris Joda @chrisaj.bsky.social · 4d

Leaked footage of how “some” wealthy folks and folks in power are trained to avoid taxes and paying the fair share 😂

Chris Joda @chrisaj.bsky.social · 4d

How efficient I want to be at avoiding all my problems