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chonkyjack.bsky.social
Me Jack, Chonkyjack
@chonkyjack.bsky.social
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Retired, veteran, sarcastically cynical. If you need more info, ask and I'll think about it.
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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 1m
Do they even know what a toilet is for?
Betcha they dont wear underwear and shake their trouser legs for disposal.
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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 7m
But a winning smile and a wonderful personality.😺😸
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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 21m
You need to treat yourself to something nice.
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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 23m
Those rubber spatulas work better than the metal ones.
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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 26m
Some treats some hugs and all is forgiven
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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 40m
Hmm, milk...if it's pasturized...you fell in the tank...
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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 44m
What else can I spoil for you?
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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 45m
FDR started all this with the New Deal.
Maybe even his uncle Teddy with those food laws and anti- trust actions.
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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 51m
You can just hear those little gears, clickety click, just working out a plan, might work, ....maybe this...clickety click...
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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 58m
She's on a roll!
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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 1h
Ruin yer appetite?
Leave more pumpkin pie for me, with whipped cream on top!
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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 2h
If they smoke, they'd be nicolettes....

Gonna need a lotta love for that one
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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 2h
Pre-chickens are called eggs.
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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 2h
Got three brands of Irish Butter:

Kerrygold
Truly
Vital
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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 2h
OK, replace with this:
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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 6h
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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 6h
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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 6h
Kitty needs help:
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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 6h
"Mack the Knife"
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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 6h
What about when she sharpens the kitchen knives and giggles.....
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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 7h
At the time of the Crash of 87, I talked with a co-worker about Keynesian economics and the money pump theory of the economy.

As they say, those who forget history are doomed to relive it.
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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 16h
And many more with lifelong complications as a result of this.
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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 16h
Pick the one that's different.
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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social · 16h
It makes your skin look green.😀
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