Cholula
@cholulaconamor.bsky.social
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30s, she/her, married, 🇵🇷, sometimes wrestling, sometimes D&D, ???
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cholulaconamor.bsky.social
It’s true! My bras are for y’all’s safety, not mine ✌️😘
cholulaconamor.bsky.social
Frothy incoherent rebuttal
cholulaconamor.bsky.social
You may think having boobs makes you immune to gawking at gazongas

And you would be incorrect

Because the buxom among us will look and immediately think “dammit, I need a new bra”
cholulaconamor.bsky.social
I miss her, man 😭 I wish she’d made the jump over here. She’s funny as hell
cholulaconamor.bsky.social
“Boys will be boys!”

Meanwhile, the girls:
Retired pro-wrestler Faye Jackson is peeking from the corner of the screen
cholulaconamor.bsky.social
Those levels are why my compendiums will never hit 100% in any Katamari game 🥲

buuuuut Once Upon a Katamari drops in a few weeks!
cholulaconamor.bsky.social
That’s a different level. I’m talking about Ursa Major and Taurus and them where the level stops as soon as you touch a bear- or cow-related item
cholulaconamor.bsky.social
Follow-up question: what sounds do they make when they get rolled up?

Because Goku had better say HI IT’S ME GOKU at least some of the time
cholulaconamor.bsky.social
A small bear or carton of milk, apparently
cholulaconamor.bsky.social
Spring Fever? Nah, it’s KING Fever now!
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whenever i see “no kings” i hear it in the voice of Coily saying NOOOO SPRINGS from that mst3k short about how important springs are
cholulaconamor.bsky.social
“only on our Bluesky”

That’s what I like to see 🤼
cholulaconamor.bsky.social
Repeating “be nice” to myself in my head will be a load-bearing mantra for the next week or 52
cholulaconamor.bsky.social
I recommend Ikebukuro and the Mandarake in Nakano next! Those two stops have treasure troves of unexpected goodies ❤️
cholulaconamor.bsky.social
Fine, I’ll watch* The Leftovers in full this time

*when the weather turns outside
sepinwall.bsky.social
It's the 14th anniversary of the Sudden Departure. How are you going to commemorate it?
A mother reacts to her baby vanishing in the Sudden Departure in a scene from HBO's "The Leftovers" Nora Durst's family has just vanished in a scene from HBO's "The Leftovers" The Guilty Remnant holding up signs saying, "Stop Wasting Your Breath" in a scene from HBO's "The Leftovers"
cholulaconamor.bsky.social
As soon as I figure out where & when they are, it’s over for them!
cholulaconamor.bsky.social
29! Too many samesies-ass pictures again today!! 😠
cholulaconamor.bsky.social
Confirmed with Nhat via IG that this is his real backup!
nhathaniel-h.bsky.social
HEY #WRESTLESKY 🤼‍♂️

some idiot hacked my account and deactivated it so this is my new account for now until I can resolve this issue
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bomtellino.bsky.social
*Tue 10/14. It’s the best way to get involved if you want to be physically present to assist on the streets in Chicago.
cholulaconamor.bsky.social
He started it with the whole ass head thing in A Midsummer Night's Dream! You can't just turn someone's human head into a donkey head and not expect it to lead to Sonic sleeping his way through the Smash Bros roster in a 20,000-word fanfic posted to AO3!
cholulaconamor.bsky.social
I get it, and I appreciate you posting that to begin with.

For me personally, when I give you money, it's a gift. I don't get to say what you do with it because then it wouldn't be a gift anymore, and I detest the expectations that come with loaning money.
cholulaconamor.bsky.social
Reading the companion text while listening to the track took it to the next level for me. The passage of time, the evolution of the city, Dr. Light's despair, and the way you can hear the beating heart of the city trapped in its perfect metal ribcage at the end?

S U B L I M E
cholulaconamor.bsky.social
Shakespeare would have loved Sonic the Hedgehog fanfiction
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
cholulaconamor.bsky.social
Like, I'll be mad if you DON'T use it toward giving yourself A Little Treat or something like that, lol