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Chocolate Hero ๐Ÿซ
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Gonna make myself a shami kebab toasted sandwich and enjoy it with Supi ๐Ÿ˜Š #Superman @channel5_tv
"Sky has rated the following film PG." I agree, Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets is pretty good ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ
LOL @ Eastenders! ๐Ÿคฃ And they say wrestling is fake. Good Lord ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
Received a pay rise and genuinely can't believe how much I'm paid for the little I do. Truly blessed ๐Ÿ™
Vincent isn't going to be good Kompany tonight ๐Ÿคญ #MUNBUR
"THE WORLD CUP SHOULDN'T BE IN QATAR" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Best World Cup ever!!! #ARGFRA #Qatar2022
How multicultural was I last night?
- I'm Pakistani (Asia) / Kenyan (Africa)
- My date was Brazilian (South America)
- We watched England vs. France (Europe)

All we needed was to wear cork hats and we'd have covered off Australia/Australasia too ๐Ÿ˜‚
Thanks to Morocco's goalkeeper Bono, Portugal still haven't found what they're looking for ๐Ÿ™Š #MARPOR #Qatar2022โ€ฏโ€ฏโ€ฏ #FIFAWorldCup
I hope the BBC have provided the pundits and commentators with extra Kleenex's tonight with Messi playing. #NEDARG #FIFAWorldCup #Qatar2022
Brazil getting knocked out is great news for Man Utd. Casemiro, Fred and Antony can get back to club duties sooner than anticipated. #BRACRO #FIFAWorldCup #Qatar2022
Today I watched Hum Hain Rahi Pyar Ke after so many years, and man, I forgot how many good songs that movie had ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ
Gareth Southgate's next team talk after having seen Brazil tonight: "Right lads, I'll be honest... It's not coming home."

#BRAKOR #BRA #KOR #FIFAWorldCup #Qatar2022
Dani Alves and Neymar have had their teeth whitened ๐Ÿ˜ #CMRBRA #CMR #BRA #Qatar2022 #FIFAWorldCup
If you're watching the #POLARG game, look out for Argentina's No.10, Lionel Messi. He's a diminutive attacking midfielder with plenty of tricks in his locker. Reports from South America suggest that if he reaches his potential, he could go on to become as good as Harry Maguire.
If Wales can string four of five passes together, they have what it takes to come back and beat England 6-3 ๐Ÿ˜œ
Danny Gabbidon sounds exactly like Tom Kerridge! It's uncanny ๐Ÿคฏ #ENGโ€ฏโ€ฏโ€ฏ #WALโ€ฏโ€ฏโ€ฏ #WALENG #ENGWAL #Qatar2022โ€ฏโ€ฏโ€ฏ #FIFAWorldCup
I want a nice warm pair of tits to rest my head on this winter ๐Ÿ˜Š
Debate around whose goal that was, Fernaldo or Ronandes? ๐Ÿค” #PORURU #PORโ€ฏโ€ฏโ€ฏ #URUโ€ฏโ€ฏโ€ฏ #FIFAWorldCupโ€ฏโ€ฏโ€ฏโ€ฏโ€ฏโ€ฏ #Qatar2022
Morota scores for Spain to put them in the lead against Germany.โ€ฏโ€ฏโ€ฏ

Incidentally, Morata is also what you need when you want to make extra chappatis. (One for the Asians there ๐Ÿ˜‰).

#ESPโ€ฏโ€ฏโ€ฏ #GERโ€ฏโ€ฏโ€ฏ #ESPGER #Qatar2022 #FIFAWorldCup
I've just noticed that the entire Moroccan team have pretty much the same haircut. #BELMAR #BEL #MAR #FIFAWorldCup #Qatar2022
Just seen a video clip of a Welsh fan being interviewed after Iran beat Wales, and he says it's "Iran's biggest win since Iron Sheik beat Bob Backlund at Wrestlemania!" ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ @the_ironsheik #WALIRN #Qatar2022โ€ฏโ€ฏโ€ฏ #FIFAWorldCup
I think deep down, a lot of women find it endearing that men have no control over their penis ๐Ÿ†
Do wish they'd stop banging on about wearing the LGBTQ+-ร—รท= armband. You're in a country where it's illegal. It's not all about you. Respect other countries and cultures. #ENGโ€ฏโ€ฏโ€ฏ didn't wear it, get over it, shut the fuck up and get on with football. #Qatar2022 #FIFAWorldCup