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Socks The Romp-A-Roo

@childprodigy.bsky.social

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Howdy! I'm Socks, I use any pronouns but I'm a boy, and my account is Adults Only! DMs Open! Weird Comments Heavily Encouraged!! If you got a clover from me, it means I think you deserve it! 😇🍀 P.S. Don't let your mama choose your username!

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Socks The Romp-A-Roo @childprodigy.bsky.social · Jun 29

I dedicate this incredible 17-leaf clover to everyone in the babyfur community!

Thank you, all of you, little spacers, age regressors, bigs, middles, caregivers, artists, and allies. You’re what make this community awesome!

Each of you is a star in a wonderful tapestry! 😇🍀

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Socks The Romp-A-Roo @childprodigy.bsky.social · 3h

Consider this...
Infinite summer!

But then you have to go to homeschool gatherings with the weird religious kids...

Socks The Romp-A-Roo @childprodigy.bsky.social · 3h

Today topic, concerning facebook posts from your weird cousin.

Socks The Romp-A-Roo @childprodigy.bsky.social · 4h

Hehehe that's a lot of words to say you're a big helper! Well yeah! You're a good boy!

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Socks The Romp-A-Roo @childprodigy.bsky.social · 4h

Thank You Based God, I Love You Lil B, Stay Based Friends

youtu.be/5P6-V7J5S-0

Lil B - I Love You *MUSIC VIDEO* MOST HONEST/TOUCHING VIDEO OF 2013

YouTube video by lilbpack1

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Socks The Romp-A-Roo @childprodigy.bsky.social · 4h

Poor interoception + Executive function disorder homies!

Socks The Romp-A-Roo @childprodigy.bsky.social · 4h

The Bodhicitta! The highest virtue! Wanting the best for everyone!

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Socks The Romp-A-Roo @childprodigy.bsky.social · 4h

One of my best friends for a long time had a super strong accent and was from there, it's genuinely adorable!! It's one of my favorite accents, you should be proud c:

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Socks The Romp-A-Roo @childprodigy.bsky.social · 4h

I knew it!!! I was gonna say Tennessee but I didn't wanna be too specific!! It's totally eastern Kentucky sounding.

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Socks The Romp-A-Roo @childprodigy.bsky.social · 4h

It's the only place where you'd have to specify ink! Cause you pronounce both the same, you type like how you talk, that's delightful!

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Socks The Romp-A-Roo @childprodigy.bsky.social · 4h

I'll be honest, I was questioning your sanity a little bit!!
That's actually fine though, good fiddly stuff, I gotta ask, you said ink pen, I can only imagine you're from the south cause pen/pin? I gotta know!

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Socks The Romp-A-Roo @childprodigy.bsky.social · 4h

That’s so cute, very kitty cat coded!! Hehehe! I personally can’t stand tags, always cut them off everything! They are nice and fiddly on stuffies though

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Socks The Romp-A-Roo @childprodigy.bsky.social · 5h

Poor anxious baby!!! What’s your preferred anchor / stim toy / stuffie?

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Socks The Romp-A-Roo @childprodigy.bsky.social · 5h

He graduated high school early not cause he’s a prodigy but because the state gives you 250 bucks a month for continuing education and combined with shitty online competency based school?

You’re a few dozen youtube videos away from an infinite summer!

Poor baby is a bit hedonistic

Socks The Romp-A-Roo @childprodigy.bsky.social · 5h

He stole her identity actually! Though only for a proof of concept, he’s not 21 yet, now it’s completely sanctioned and it’s just what he does. His mama finds it absolutely hilarious as with all of his schemes

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Socks The Romp-A-Roo @childprodigy.bsky.social · 5h

Its like, when you’re in your own head so much, watching or observing lots of cognitive tasks are really easy but without an anchor, it’s easy to drift away and have things not feel real, like there is no resistance or texture to life.

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Socks The Romp-A-Roo @childprodigy.bsky.social · 5h

You just gotta read the manual!! It’s easy the pictures tell you what to do, and youtube video people are really nice!! It’s just arts and crafts!! Treat is so cool :3

Socks The Romp-A-Roo @childprodigy.bsky.social · 5h

He also has a pretty sensitive tummy cause he’s celiac and a couple other things, so diapers can be a really safe way for him to have some insurance! Though in practice it just means his mama not shaming him for using them when he needs to

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Socks The Romp-A-Roo @childprodigy.bsky.social · 5h

That is so cute!! Little foreman with a little hard hat hehehe

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Socks The Romp-A-Roo @childprodigy.bsky.social · 5h

Socks is a 10 year old who:

Owns a black powder pistol (legal in all 50 states)

Got a medical marijuana card stringing together televisits

Exploits online casinos for cash

finished high school at 10 (online pandemic school)

and is utterly dependent on his blankie and sucks his thumb everywhere

Molly Starlight: Mallrat Mouse @mollystarlight.bsky.social · 10h

I like having selective intelligence in littlespace. Being a head-empty dumb baby is fun, but it's even more fun when you're a prodigy at some of things but utterly helpless at other things.

Like yes I can read at the ninth-grade level and program a VCR, but I also need help getting dressed.

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Socks The Romp-A-Roo @childprodigy.bsky.social · 5h

It’s the absolute best combination!! It’s a big part of Socks canon! Hence the username!

Socks The Romp-A-Roo @childprodigy.bsky.social · 6h

Disaster!

Dys - Bad
Aster - Star

It’s a bad star, an omen that foretells ruin!

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Socks The Romp-A-Roo @childprodigy.bsky.social · 18h

Good luck!!i bet It'll turn out so super cute!!

Socks The Romp-A-Roo @childprodigy.bsky.social · 18h

Get a hookah style bong and put a paci style tip on the end c:

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Socks The Romp-A-Roo @childprodigy.bsky.social · 18h

Seems like you need one of these!

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Gyro Bowl Commercial

YouTube video by TheTechThug

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Socks The Romp-A-Roo @childprodigy.bsky.social · 20h

Thank you!! I've been grinding my baiken, I'm only two ranks away from the highest one!