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Sorry Brainworm, I’m not reversing the vasectomy because you’re worried that not enough white people are being born in the US.
RFK Jr: "When my uncle was president, the fertility rate in this country was 3.5%. Today it is 1.6%. The replacement rate -- in other words the amount of fertility you need to keep your population even -- is 2.1%. We are below replacement. That is a national security threat to our country."
Two handfuls of fully loaded adult diaper - and in white gloves!!
Our military is incredible.
Post-traumatic stress
IT WILL BE FAST, VICIOUS, AND SWEET

“Sweet? Did he say sweet? Like, sweet?”
“Forget it- he’s rolling.”
Trump says we are preparing to invade Nigeria. Apparently that’s what voters said they wanted in the exit polls. Trump: “We’re going to do things to Nigeria that Nigeria’s not gonna be happy about. Guns-a-blazin!”
IT WILL BE FAST, VICIOUS, AND SWEET

“Sweet? Did he say sweet? Like, sweet?”
“Forget it- he’s rolling.”
IT WILL BE FAST, VICIOUS, AND SWEET

“Sweet? Did he say sweet? Like, sweet?”
“Forget it- he’s rolling.”
Was supposed to be “but seriously…”

tanks for nuttin’ autocorrect
Methinks Ingraham’s Angle is obtuse
Denny, there’s an update
How would you say you did today, Don?
And here I thought Sam Kinison was dead…
But see- this was AWESOME.
I figure we could net up to 34 felonies between us and still be considered eligible for the White House. I don’t know how many felony convictions you have, but I have zero (as of now.).
Shut up because you’re my running mate. Start deleting your posts!!!
If she runs, I will too- if for no other reason than to dunk on her at the debates.
Oh my GOD. I might actually run for president just so I can dunk on her in debates. 🤣🤣
NOTUS: Marjorie Taylor Greene is telling people she wants to run for president in 2028

One source says her conversations have centered around her belief that she is “real MAGA and that the others have strayed,” adding that she believes she has “the national donor network to win the primary.”
That. was. awesome.
“Put Yamamoto in with no rest!” 🤣
And here I was thinking Sam Kinison was dead.
🤣🤣🤣 ::Deanna arrives with a wad of $100 bills::
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This looks like it was the first dinosaur to see the meteor coming
pachnelephalosaurus statue, public park, route 40, dinosaur, colorado, 1991
I think one of two things is true:
1) they truly don’t believe DJT/MAGA policy is responsible and won’t change anything
2) they know but can’t say it publicly, and little if anything changes
In either case, it sets up well for Dems IF they can capitalize.
I have now read a few dozen different takes from Republicans on last night’s election results and none of them have concluded that Trump is responsible for it in any way. Lots of lots of other takes and theories, but none of them include accountability for their infallible hero.
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Cuomo: Look, in the heat of battle you say strident things. But elections aside I remain the reasonable, moderate leader you know.

Reporter: But why are you in blackface?

Cuomo: I will ask my lawyer to respond to that

Lawyer: Mr. Cuomo has….okay could you possibly take your hand off of my vulva