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Cyber Security Solution Architect I love cricket. Sometimes Tottenham Hotspur and Collingwood, too. Amsterdam, NL #booksky amazon.com/author/chezdon bio.site/chezdon

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Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 4d

Bull Shark Part 3 / Chapter 33
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Blood’s pissing down my arm like it’s on piecework, a sticky, throbbing line from the Hard Rock to this grand Mediterranean wank palace they’ve slapped the Hyatt logo on.

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Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 8h

Thank Gawd for Vicario. @tottenhamhotspur.com I'm shocked we managed a draw. Archie Gray was in the wrong position

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Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 10h

Come on @tottenhamhotspur.com

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Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 12h

Good evening and happy Wednesday, #bluesky
Heaps of argy-bargy at work today. Some guy became hysterical for no reason about banning his insecure device from the network. "I will have your job!" Fine, he can do it. 😂 Been out on the Scoot for a whole chicken and wine. Trying to prepare a Socarrat

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Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 1d

I'm shocked multiple lads haven't seen the November Rain video by GnR. My world just tilted

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Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 1d

I love sitting around in the gaff, introducing the lads from the NL to amazing Aussie artists and music. We've got the Weber going again. Boar tacos. Life is good. 😆

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Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 1d

Consumers are at risk because they don't update the firmware of their home routers, solar panels, kettles and refrigerators. I can't imagine the power grid being in better shape considering the NIST framework. But like with banks and PCI compliance, everyone is economical with the truth.

Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 1d

I won't rush to ask the butcher for bull bits...

Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 1d

The heads and shells would reduce into a brilliant stock. You could use it instead of water to boil a bit of rice for the forthcoming salmon.
At our Friday doo, all the chicken wing bones were tossed into a stockpot as the night progressed, yielding an awesome stock in the morning.

Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 1d

How do you find the "Wild Argentinian Red Shrimp" over there? I purchased a handful of them and discovered very little flesh. They were turned into a stock.

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Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 1d

71 seconds until wine time.

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Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 1d

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Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 1d

Good afternoon and happy Taco Tuesday, #bluesky
I am riding the Scoot in the rain to the clean gym shortly. Gotta run on the machine to blow out the cobwebs.
The 29th edition of ADE starts tomorrow in Amsterdam. 3,300 artists and 110 free public events. Should be cool. 😀
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Amsterdam Dance Event kicks off Wednesday with 3,300 artists and citywide events

The 29th edition of the Amsterdam Dance Event (ADE) begins Wednesday, October 22, drawing thousands of music fans and industry professionals for five days of performances, workshops, and cultural acti...

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Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 1d

A g'day to you, Karl. We shall experiment with boar tacos tonight. Yummy!

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Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 2d

Yes, Alexa and Wordle are hosted on AWS.

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Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 2d

The posh boy got to sleep in because Alexa didn't wake him up. Then he complained he couldn't do his morning Wordle over coffee 😂 Heaps of Zoom meetings were cancelled. Slack is down but sadly MS Teams works.

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Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 3d

It is movie night at Chez Ashby. A new 5L box of the cheap plebbo wine was cracked open (7€ for 5 litres). What is being viewed?
Black Phone Part 1, I am shocked nobody has seen this classic. @dmovies.bsky.social

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Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 3d

Something to do with Visa fees, maybe?

Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 3d

😅 I reckon the two chicks gave it to those six lads.

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Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 3d

@tottenhamhotspur.com

Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 3d

Strange ads are appearing on my feed today.

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Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 3d

The stolen items were part of a 23-piece collection displayed in the Galerie d’Apollon. These pieces are closely associated with Napoleon Bonaparte and Empress Eugénie. Among the stolen items was a crown believed to belong to Empress Eugénie, which was later found damaged outside the museum.

Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 3d

I don't reckon that is intended for guzzling beer.

Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 3d

My thoughts are with Micky van de Van. Stay focused and for Gawd's sake, Thomas Frank put in Archie Gray. We want to win this game. @tottenhamhotspur.com

Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 3d

Gawd, it is nice to be able to scream at the television again.
C'mon @tottenhamhotspur.com

Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 3d

@tottenhamhotspur.com
😂

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