Chellybreeze
@chellybreeze.bsky.social
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chellybreeze.bsky.social
Mel lowkey training me to click every skeet with an intolerance warning by feeding us nonstop bangers
chellybreeze.bsky.social
As long as your crash out is better than waffle posting you can hold your head up
chellybreeze.bsky.social
Those ICE recruitment ads are brutal.
chellybreeze.bsky.social
Death Note but when you write a name in the book they become the main character on social media for a day
chellybreeze.bsky.social
Everyone would say they are game. Less than 10% actually would. Then once those 10% start getting arrested the people who paid will moralize about tax cheats.

It has to happen at the state government level.
chellybreeze.bsky.social
Your chances of becoming the main character on bsky for a day are going up.

After the crash out you can simply post O'Brien to Keiko apology quotes. It'll be great.
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A perfect photo of Eugenio Suárez. No notes.

📸 Steph Chambers/Getty Images
chellybreeze.bsky.social
Davey Havok?!?!?!?
Friend told me AFI had a new album. Didn't say anything about civil war edition Davey.
A picture of Davey Havok. He has big bushy hair & a big bushy beard. Giving Mark Twain.  His eyes are open wide as he makes a statement. The word connection is on the screen.
chellybreeze.bsky.social
This is the ideal piece of popcorn.
A single partially popped kernel of corn on a white paper plate
chellybreeze.bsky.social
I never call the wolf to help me in Ghost of Yōtei because I don't want her to think I'm needy
chellybreeze.bsky.social
Seriously, if you feel like everything is a scam its because our economy is dominated by monopolies.

They can gouge us over a diminished product because there's no competition. No threat to them.
chellybreeze.bsky.social
If a democrat ran on trust busting they'd dominate.

Lina Kahn was the best Biden appointee. You know the right took her work seriously because it was one of the first things they started to undo.

Monopolies are why our day to day lives are getting worse.
chellybreeze.bsky.social
The small theaters are usually great for that. God, I saw Marina last month thinking it was seats. Ooof standing all night sucked.

I can do it but I gotta go in with that expectation
chellybreeze.bsky.social
Best part of getting old:
Bands we first saw live in small, sweaty, claustrophobic venues are returning to them like salmon.
chellybreeze.bsky.social
Help
I asked for an extra day at work
Now I'm at work
chellybreeze.bsky.social
Out: "I'm too old to chase my dreams. Think of all the people younger than me that are way ahead of me!'

In: "I'm too young to chase my dreams. You have to be at least 60 to get taken seriously. 70s are your prime."
chellybreeze.bsky.social
"Jesus?!?!?! My long lost brother?! We've been looking for him since he vanished on our trip to the grand canyon all those years ago."
chellybreeze.bsky.social
Pitch the worst reboot you could see getting made.

Flubber (2026)
Starring The Rock as Professor Philip Brainard & Jack Black as Flubber
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gettheorion.bsky.social
Resistance Is Never Futile.

#TrekkiesAgainstFascism
star trek inspired illustration of 4 hands holding up a picket sign. the hands are wearing the colorful uniforms of the Star Trek The Next Generation crew. The sign says "Together We Resist." to the left is the Borg insignia, crossed out. sitting atop the "T" in "resist" is a drawing of a crown that is crossed out. At the bottom right of the image, the white text says "Trekkies Against Fascism."
chellybreeze.bsky.social
I don't know a single person that likes Fetterman.
chellybreeze.bsky.social
Seeing comp pics of a man with a beard vs w/o always makes me think about people in history that vanished w/o a trace.

They could have simply grown a beard & moved 2 towns over. Started going by Patrick instead of Pat. Boom, vanished.