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chaospeach.bsky.social @chaospeach.bsky.social · 1h

Can youmagine how dumb you would need to be to make Marjorie Taylor-Greene sound like the sensible one?

Or how evil you would need to be to make her sound like a moral person?

Trump is both of those things.

The second is why we rise against him, the first is why we will win.

Resist

chaospeach.bsky.social @chaospeach.bsky.social · 2h

And you absolutely should be! That is gorgeous!

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chaospeach.bsky.social @chaospeach.bsky.social · 2h

Real world problems strike again.
Red or white?

chaospeach.bsky.social @chaospeach.bsky.social · 13h

Sure but I would need significant brain damage,

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chaospeach.bsky.social @chaospeach.bsky.social · 14h

To be fair it really isn't that big an achievement his brain has broken over hurricaines, bleach, oceans and, I have to assume, shoelaces.

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chaospeach.bsky.social @chaospeach.bsky.social · 15h

NICE!!!! Congrats! Fuck working for shitty companies

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chaospeach.bsky.social @chaospeach.bsky.social · 1d

*Claims he can pick an Elephant out in a sketch.

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chaospeach.bsky.social @chaospeach.bsky.social · 1d

By whom?

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chaospeach.bsky.social @chaospeach.bsky.social · 2d

There are so, so, so many reasons to hate Trump, but making me agree with Rand Paul is just ick.

Still, the enemy of my enemy and all that.

chaospeach.bsky.social @chaospeach.bsky.social · 3d

What an absolute cutie, please give them a pat for me.

chaospeach.bsky.social @chaospeach.bsky.social · 3d

The only response is to tear it down immediately. Build something meant for everyone to enjoy, and then remove every single mention of him from offical records. That is what will hurt him most.

chaospeach.bsky.social @chaospeach.bsky.social · 3d

well thank god they weren't stupid enough to vote them in then....

chaospeach.bsky.social @chaospeach.bsky.social · 3d

Sounds like leadership material!

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chaospeach.bsky.social @chaospeach.bsky.social · 3d

Playing D&D with adults is precisely the same

chaospeach.bsky.social @chaospeach.bsky.social · 4d

Drop by, I have weed :P

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chaospeach.bsky.social @chaospeach.bsky.social · 4d

Comes with a micropenis shaped like a mushroom, enough viagra to kill a horse and the belief that you are waaaaaaaaaay smarter than you actually are.

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chaospeach.bsky.social @chaospeach.bsky.social · 9d

The piss on Trump's legs after no kings day wants to raise an objection to that final part.

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chaospeach.bsky.social @chaospeach.bsky.social · 9d

Oh please it is like being taunted by a 5 yo. Just ignore them it makes them angry which is hilarious

chaospeach.bsky.social @chaospeach.bsky.social · 11d

Would love people's thoughts, everything included is free for personal use so please feel free to use it if you like.

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chaospeach.bsky.social @chaospeach.bsky.social · 11d

Integrity? Are you thinking of a different Mike Johnson?

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chaospeach.bsky.social @chaospeach.bsky.social · 12d

The sad thing is the supreme court no longer seems to be interested in a pesky little thing like the constitution

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chaospeach.bsky.social @chaospeach.bsky.social · 14d

People were confused? Really? It geninuenly is quite simple, they are, as we Aussies are so fond of saying, a bunch of C**ts

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chaospeach.bsky.social @chaospeach.bsky.social · 14d

Or you know sensible fucking gun control is also an option. Oh sorry, the corruption, my bad.

chaospeach.bsky.social @chaospeach.bsky.social · 18d

Little known fact they use gopher sphincters to help control the flow of the syrup.

chaospeach.bsky.social @chaospeach.bsky.social · 18d

I assume thatt Signicifant Lapses is the American English spelling of corruption

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