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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 13h

Cuomo gains the endorsement of yet another Epstein associate. He's really been racking those up.

Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 1d

Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!

I know how hard you worked for this.

Red Trump-style graphic with images of Donald Trump and Andrew Cuomo.

At the top it says, "I'm going to pick [Cuomo]." - Donald Trump, 60 Minutes Interview, 11-2-25

Then beneath it

TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO

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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 16h

I wouldn't want to be running against Amanda Edwards. Two other Democrats have beaten her before, and they both died not long after.

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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 2d

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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 1d

Andrew Cuomo was resoundingly rejected in the Dem Primary, but as his female staffers can attest, he has a hard time hearing "no"

And now his campaign messages are so out-of-step with reality that he can't find real people willing to parrot them in an ad, and needs to AI-generate them instead.

Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 1d

“Feminism destroyed the traditional family”

Or, hear me out, feminism gave women the freedom to choose between a career and a “traditional family”, and then late-stage capitalism made it unfeasible for most families to survive on one income. Y’all are mad at the wrong thing.

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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 2d

JD Vance has no incentive to be a good husband, because he likes it when his wife makes him sleep on the couch.

Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 9d

Reminder to everyone that the current proposed CR only extends govt funding until Nov 21st, beyond which they'll need a new CR. He can try to force Senate Dems' hand by keeping the House closed, but he has to open it by then.

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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 9d

I must also say, I'm glad the people of E-EK didn't fall for Braydon Maz's attempts to reinvent himself as some type of serious community advocate, and not the virulently racist, worker-hating far-right troll we all know him to be.

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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 9d

Congrtulations to @emmaewood.bsky.social on winning the Council seat for Elmwood-East Kildonan! Our city council needs more principled people who put community first. This is a welcome addition. #wpgpoli #mbpoli
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Emma Durand-Wood wins Elmwood-East Kildonan byelection | CBC News

Residents in Winnipeg's Elmwood-East Kildonan ward cast ballots Saturday in a byelection for a new councillor, following the death of Jason Schreyer in April.

www.cbc.ca

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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 14d

I hope every job application for new ICE agents gets held on file, and then the next Dem president takes those applications with names and personal info, and puts them on the terrorist watch list.

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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 26d

If people want to sling mud at Brigitte Macron, why not focus on the fact that she and Emmanuel met when he was 15, and she was 40 and his HS teacher, rather than making up bogus transvestigator theories.

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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 27d

If it can’t survive without stealing, then it shouldn’t survive.

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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · 27d

Of course. How could I forget we live in a world where rich and famous sex predators are never held accountable.

Brittany Greenslade @brittreports.bsky.social · 27d

All Manitoba charges against Peter Nygard have been stayed

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Manitoba judge stays sexual assault charges against Peter Nygard | CBC News

A judge has stayed all charges in the sexual assault case against disgraced fashion mogul Peter Nygard in Winnipeg, after finding that police failing to retain records related to allegations stemming ...

www.cbc.ca

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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · Oct 2

Listen up, snowflake. This guy with a tender juicy delicious face is voting for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party. Don't like it? Leave.

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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · Sep 27

I've never met anyone on the left who isn't prepared to see some Democrat names in the files, or thinks those names should be protected.

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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · Sep 25

Patel: Write some anti-ICE slogans on the bullets so we can blame it on the left.

The cartoon villain's bumbling henchmen:

Bullet clip with "Anti-ICE" written on it

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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · Sep 23

The Trump era is like living in an alternate version of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" where the boy was never lying, the farm was constantly under attack by a ceaseless barrage of wolves, and people just went "Ugh, you're crying about wolves all the time. Nobody believes you anymore, shut the fuck up."

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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · Sep 23

We love free speech so much that we're requiring EVERYONE must dutifully follow our state-mandated script about how much we love free speech.

Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · Sep 20

Oklahoma proposed bill to its public universities:

Promptly build these Charlie Kirk memorial plazas saying he was "a voice of a generation, modern civil rights leader, vocal Christian, martyr for truth and faith, and free speech advocate" — or be fined.

Ht @1amorey.bsky.social

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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · Sep 22

Regardless of whether you’re a fan of Kimmel or late-night talk shows in general, it’s objectively a huge win that the people’s backlash was stronger than the regime’s calls for censorship.
www.cbc.ca/news/enterta...

Jimmy Kimmel Live! set to return after suspension: Disney | CBC News

Jimmy Kimmel will soon be back on the air after his show was suspended last week. The Walt Disney Company said in a statement Monday that it has decided "to return the show on Tuesday."

www.cbc.ca

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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · Sep 17

I can't understate how bizarre it is, to have an "independent" political commentary/news show, in the aftermath of their host's death, just hand the show over to the administration. Have it hosted from the White House, by the Vice President, with various administration officials as guests.

YouTube screenshot of The Charlie Kirk Show, being hosted from the White House by JD Vance, with Stephen Miller as the guest

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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · Sep 8

Holocaust Museum: Genocide is bad.

Israel:

If that's a veiled criticism about me, I won't hear it and I won't respond to it.

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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · Sep 8

Ditto will really just fuck anything that walks like god damn

Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · Sep 8

Oh that's the President of the United States casually condoning domestic violence UNPROMPTED.

Fish from Spongebob looking into the toilet

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Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · Sep 3

It's crazy that scientists in Pokemon can ressurect fossils into an entire living Pokemon.

Like imagine if someone found a little piece of human skeletal remains buried in Rome, brought it into a museum, gave it a little touch-up, and BOOM. Julius Caesar is back.

Carson Fijal @cfijwpg.bsky.social · Aug 30

Listen. If a certain thing happens with a certain someone's health, I don't want to see ANY liberals performatively mourning. Because I KNOW some of y'all are gonna do it.