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Catherine Quinley @catherinequinley.bsky.social · Jun 5

Anybody body else watching the news today like it’s a Real Housewives marathon? #elonmeltingdown #idiocracy #itshappening

elmo is standing in front of a fire with the words all hail the drama above him

ALT: elmo is standing in front of a fire with the words all hail the drama above him

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Catherine Quinley @catherinequinley.bsky.social · May 14

For the millionth time: Undocumented👏immigrants👏don’t👏get👏government👏benefits!

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · May 13

AOC: The math is not adding up. Their claim is that one million undocumented people are on Medicaid. So why are they trying to cut 13.7 million Americans off their healthcare?

Catherine Quinley @catherinequinley.bsky.social · May 9

Chicagoans finding out #thenewpope is a #WhiteSox fan

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Catherine Quinley @catherinequinley.bsky.social · May 9

The fact that 20% of the new pope’s tweet are calling JD Vance out by name makes this former Catholic school child’s heart happy 😂

Catherine Quinley @catherinequinley.bsky.social · Apr 14

Can this administration literally do ANYTHING right?

Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · Apr 14

JD Vance just broke apart the College Football Playoff National Championship trophy on live television.

Catherine Quinley @catherinequinley.bsky.social · Apr 8

🎶🎶It’s beginning to look a lot like North Korea 🎶🎶

The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · Apr 7

How the fuck does anyone admire this needy bitch

Catherine Quinley @catherinequinley.bsky.social · Apr 7

We asked for our mockingjay and got penguins….im not not happy about this, ngl

Catherine Quinley @catherinequinley.bsky.social · Apr 5

Is it bad that I’m relieved this guy is golfing and not trying to actually govern? #lifeShouldntbeaSouthparkEpisode #iwantoffthistimeline

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Catherine Quinley @catherinequinley.bsky.social · Apr 5

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Catherine Quinley @catherinequinley.bsky.social · Apr 3

Suddenly the “but her emails” crowd is weirdly quiet

Art Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · Apr 2

Oh.

National Security Advisor Mike Waltz is in at least another 20 Signal group chats?

And he’s sending sensitive information on Gmail too?

This guy is a disaster.

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Catherine Quinley @catherinequinley.bsky.social · Mar 27

Was the fall of Rome this stupid? #wtfisgoingon #reallofesouthparkepisode

Catherine Quinley @catherinequinley.bsky.social · Mar 15

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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · Feb 14

Thanks to Elon Musk and DOGE, our adversaries now have access to sensitive information about one of our intelligence agencies.

Elon Musk and DOGE staff should NOT have access to sensitive national security information. www.huffpost.com/entry/elon-m...

Elon Musk’s DOGE Posts Classified Data On Its New Website

“People are scrambling” to see if their sensitive information has been accessed by Musk’s programmers, said one federal intelligence employee.

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Catherine Quinley @catherinequinley.bsky.social · Feb 10

Pretty sure Kendrick Lamar violated the Geneva Convention with that performance

Catherine Quinley @catherinequinley.bsky.social · Feb 7

Anybody else thinking they gravely underestimated what 2025 had in store when making their bingo card this year?

Catherine Quinley @catherinequinley.bsky.social · Jan 17

Kitten!!!

Catherine Quinley @catherinequinley.bsky.social · Jan 17

No restaurant can ever get the dip to dip receptacle ratio right.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · Jan 3

Trump’s first choice for Attorney General.

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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · Jan 1

It seems 2025 will be very unsubtle with its metaphors and foreshadowing.

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Catherine Quinley @catherinequinley.bsky.social · Dec 10

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Catherine Quinley @catherinequinley.bsky.social · Nov 28

Biggest lie I was ever told in school was that I’d be constantly offered free drugs and alcohol as an adult. Could actually kinda use a service like that right about now