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Casey @caseyguise.bsky.social · 51m

penis reduction obvi

Casey @caseyguise.bsky.social · 3h

Plastic surgery consultation today.

Me: *complains about my body*
Surgeon: “That’s a bit body dysmorphic.”

Oop clock my tea, sis!

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Casey @caseyguise.bsky.social · 10h

Getting my costume ready for @twinpondslodge.bsky.social haunted trail

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Tom Zohar @tomzohar.bsky.social · 15h

Meanwhile, on The Morning Show

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Casey @caseyguise.bsky.social · 10h

Indeed! 🙇🏼‍♂️

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Casey @caseyguise.bsky.social · 10h

Always hated it too 🙋🏼‍♂️

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Casey @caseyguise.bsky.social · 10h

Thank you for your service!

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Casey @caseyguise.bsky.social · 20h

The world is falling apart but I got my back blown out in several ways tonight

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Simon Rosenberg @simonwdc.bsky.social · 1d

The GOP budget is going to be the single most unpopular and destructive budget in modern American history - tariffs/higher prices, exploding deficits, gutting health care, slashing clean energy/higher electricity costs, huge ICE expansion.

Going to be a parade of horrors and they are scared of it.

Simon Rosenberg @simonwdc.bsky.social · 1d

Where is the Republican budget? By law it was required to be passed and in place by Sept 30th. Anyone seen it? Got any idea what might be in it? Why the f-ck is the House taking a month long vacation without getting their work done?

Dems ready to negotiate. Rs remain on vacation.

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marjtroyer.bsky.social @marjtroyer.bsky.social · 3d

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Casey @caseyguise.bsky.social · 3d

Scrolling through my own posts

Gordon Ramsey with captions that say “Delicious. Finally, some good fucking content.”

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Casey @caseyguise.bsky.social · 3d

Oh nooooo thinking about 🍆 again

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Casey @caseyguise.bsky.social · 3d

a man in a black shirt with a white collar has the hashtag @itsscottiesstark on the bottom right corner

ALT: a man in a black shirt with a white collar has the hashtag @itsscottiesstark on the bottom right corner

media.tenor.com

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Casey @caseyguise.bsky.social · 3d

I am:
⚪ Straight
⚪ Gay
⚪ Bi
🟢

I Am What I Am album cover by Shirley Bassey

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Casey @caseyguise.bsky.social · 3d

a woman is holding a bottle with the words every single day written above her

ALT: a woman is holding a bottle with the words every single day written above her

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Casey @caseyguise.bsky.social · 3d

Neeeeeeds my mouth

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Casey @caseyguise.bsky.social · 3d

Him, John Gavin, Cary Grant, Paul Newman…
Hitchcock movie opens and I’m immediately all-in, man. 🥵

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Casey @caseyguise.bsky.social · 3d

Reading this like

a woman in a black jacket is sitting in front of a window

Alt: Angela Lansbury in a black jacket is sitting in front of a window and eagerly listening while shoveling popcorn into her mouth

media.tenor.com

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Casey @caseyguise.bsky.social · 3d

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Casey @caseyguise.bsky.social · 3d

Y’all… they used AI to put a coloring book activity on my children’s menu. Bleak.
Also what is it??? A quesadilla? A dumpling?
We’re drinking margaritas and coloring it anyway.