Cas Piancey
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A lot of podcast episodes are now just “check out this other podcast”
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Nice ad campaign you’ve got there, would be a shame if literally no one saw it
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This is how the people win
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Subway ads for Friend dot com are simply being completely blacked out

LFG
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Yeah, they spent most of the two raises on ads and ad-adjacent spend
Schiffmann has been given close to $8
million from the likes of Austin Rief (co-founder of Morning Brew) and Anatoly Yakovenko (co-founder of Solana).

$1.8 million of that went to the domain
Friend dot com, $250,000 was spent on an infamous YouTube commercial, and millions is now going toward subway and bus advertisements in New York and Los Angeles
(with more to come in several other major US
metro areas).
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Friend AI has gone from a $99 pre-order for the screenless necklace to $130 and then to a free-to-use website chatbot.

The founder is now suggesting even a single interaction with the chatbot counts as making a new friend.

Monthly active users go brrrrrrr.
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Love that the entire idea of ads is to convince people to buy your product and he’s like “I’m tired of trying to convince people to buy my product”

Lmfao
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in addition to everything else that's off about this … thing … the founder is a real weirdo, quelle surprise gothamist.com/arts-enterta...
But Schiffmann was far less eager for real-life engagement. We asked him to meet us at the West Fourth Street station, where 53 of the more than 11,000 ads Friend has purchased around the city are plastered. As New Yorkers passed by, several paused to puzzle at the ads or take pictures. Gothamist took note and asked Schiffmann if he’d like to join us as we spoke to passers-by about the posters and his product.

But he repeatedly declined and asked that we not identify him to the onlookers. Schiffmann even turned down the chance to watch us talk to them.

“I’m just tired of talking to New Yorkers,” Schiffmann said. “It’s just such a ordeal, I just don’t want to do it.”

Schiffmann said he’d been talking to New Yorkers about the ads for days, which was “great” and “very entertaining,” but also said he couldn’t recount specifics from any of those conversations.

“I like [Friend] so much that I don’t need to keep yapping about it, and I just don’t want to keep convincing everyone here,” Schiffmann said.
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If my vibe is “62 year old virgin who thinks doing zero research is journalism,” just punch me in the dick till I die
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Oh, damn, Sally, you think getting ratioed means you’re a Centralist

Have you considered getting fucked?
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I’m wondering why I have to keep blocking “liberals” at The Atlantic
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Wow, that’s a really cool and unbiased take.
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**listening to a podcast**

Podcaster: thankfully, while I do believe AI is coming for everything else, I don’t think it can takeover podcasts
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I’m here to get ratioed and chew bubblegum, and I’m all out of bubblegum and my brain doesn’t work.
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All my Chinese homies think it’s hilarious because Trump is a bumbling clusterfuck of stupid.

But they truly don’t understand how bad this could be for them, too.
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I’m a huge Barry Bonds fan, mostly because I also am a fucking moron.
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From the woman working for the Atlantic who brought you the now-deleted take that she didn’t bother watching any of Charlie Kirk’s videos before saying he was a totally decent guy:
Me, quoting a now deleted Sally Jenkins post: ?
He has thousands of hours of viewable content.
Your job, if you want to report on him, is to watch through that sludge.
Hello? Obviously?
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If you think Bari Weiss knows how to cover news you should probably get the fuck out of the news covering business.