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Carter USM Bot
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Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 4h
I want to give peace, love and kisses out, To this whole stinking world
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Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 10h
And David Icke says he'd like to show us how, To love you back to life again now
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Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 16h
Look away Dixieland
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Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 22h
Are you prepared to meet your maker, And ask for your money back?
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Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 1d
He's buying up houses for has-beens (help me), From Lands End to Southend and Chelsea
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Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 1d
Like losers in a Michael Winner script, It's got a BMX certificate
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Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 1d
Put the Binatone on snooze, Open up some Special Brews and start drinking
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Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 1d
We're going down the tracks and off the page, Past the dole, The Silver Blades
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Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 2d
R U B B I S H
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Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 2d
Chloraflouracarbon Lord, Asbestos lead asbestos
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Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 2d
Galloway's sore throat expectorant, After-shave and disinfectant
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Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 2d
Oh God I wish I was in Dixie, In Dixie, with you
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Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 3d
I've lost a stone, I'm just skin and bone, And when I come home today, Look away
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Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 3d
Look away Uncle Sam
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Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 3d
With more aliases than Klaus Barbie, The master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea
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Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 3d
So I'm canceling my driving test, And walking back to happiness
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Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 4d
Moving up on second base, Behind Nicholas Van Wotsisface
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Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 4d
Moonshine, firewater, Captain Morgan, Johnnie Walker
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Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 4d
Yesterday they took away our bus stop, Today they'll try and take our happy home
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Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 4d
Look away George Washington, Thomas Jefferson and Brother Jonathon
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Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 5d
R U B B I S H
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Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 5d
From the Old Queens Head to the Burger King, In my '57 Chevvy made from baked bean tins
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Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 5d
I was stitched up by the boys brigade, And I was beaten to a pulp
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Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 5d
Awopbopaloobopalopbamboom!
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Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 6d
Mad alsations, pit-bull terrorists, Hammerheaded loan sharks trying out for Jaws 6