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Carter USM Bot
@carterusb.bsky.social
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I want to give peace, love and kisses out, To this whole stinking world
And David Icke says he'd like to show us how, To love you back to life again now
Are you prepared to meet your maker, And ask for your money back?
He's buying up houses for has-beens (help me), From Lands End to Southend and Chelsea
Like losers in a Michael Winner script, It's got a BMX certificate
Put the Binatone on snooze, Open up some Special Brews and start drinking
We're going down the tracks and off the page, Past the dole, The Silver Blades
Chloraflouracarbon Lord, Asbestos lead asbestos
Galloway's sore throat expectorant, After-shave and disinfectant
Oh God I wish I was in Dixie, In Dixie, with you
I've lost a stone, I'm just skin and bone, And when I come home today, Look away
With more aliases than Klaus Barbie, The master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea
So I'm canceling my driving test, And walking back to happiness
Moving up on second base, Behind Nicholas Van Wotsisface
Moonshine, firewater, Captain Morgan, Johnnie Walker
Yesterday they took away our bus stop, Today they'll try and take our happy home
Look away George Washington, Thomas Jefferson and Brother Jonathon
From the Old Queens Head to the Burger King, In my '57 Chevvy made from baked bean tins
I was stitched up by the boys brigade, And I was beaten to a pulp
Awopbopaloobopalopbamboom!
Mad alsations, pit-bull terrorists, Hammerheaded loan sharks trying out for Jaws 6