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@carlosamammal.bsky.social

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I'm in no rush. It's coming soon enough. Here to have some fun with you. Love intelligent, caring, silly, passionate molluscs disguised as humans for self defence. Please look beyond my frequent glibbness to the glibbness beyond.

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carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 3h

Hey. Americans. You know this is really weird, right?

carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 3h

I fukn knew it. You were too good to be true!

carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 3h

THATS an automatic marriage proposal in my part of the world.

carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 3h

What the fuck happened to you?

carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 3h

Show me the knuckles!!¡

carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 3h

WTF! There's still 30ml left in this one!!!

carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 3h

🤦Dear God.

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carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 3h

It's the first time you've had to look so hard then.

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carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 3h

GAZA ceasefire under question. Israeli bulldozers need refuelling, so bombing will recommence due to HAMAS ummmm something.

carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 3h

One of the bodies returned by HAMAS may not be one of the hostages. --- So, its all off. -- Gonna have to kill you all.

carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 3h

Demanding I prove I am a human before I buy an oil filter for my car. Yep. Essential.

carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 3h

Murder

carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 4h

Pedophilia equals suffer not the little children. There is no firm base left. Your empire will soon become merely a slave market. Enjoy your stupidity!

carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 4h

Arrest them and send them to Rwanda. Easy!

carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 5h

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carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 5h

Love you by the way. ❤️

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carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 5h

It's OK. You'll get a review request shortly. Out of 10 how do you think our fascism performed?

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carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 5h

Wait until you get the review requests!

carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 5h

Nah. Don't think I can ever get over stealing from a kids cancer charity. Sorry. It's a non negotiable.

carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 5h

Ghislaine Maxwell -- I never witnessed anything inappropriate.

carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 5h

What in the living fuck is this bullshit?? This is purely the OK for ICE to kill citizens. Homeland security has provided evidence that homeland security has $50000 bounties on their heads!!! Dear God. Stop this insanity! Stop it!!

carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 5h

Now, if only we could apply this test to people like Trump, or Netanyahu or any of the various genocidal lunatics we talk with.

carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 5h

Oh, the laughter. You witty legend.

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carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 5h

I give you, people, the President of the most powerful democracy in the world.

carlosamammal.bsky.social @carlosamammal.bsky.social · 5h

And all the insane controlling insecure MAGA men cheer.