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Comedian Carl Giannetto
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Comedian Carl Giannetto @carlgiannetto.bsky.social · 10d
Ongoing List Of Reasons Why I Can't and Won't Break 10 Followers-

•I'm not interesting
•I'm not attractive
•I'm TOO attractive
•Lack of networking skills
•My milk allergy
•Sometimes I count on my fingers
•Not enough badunkadunk
•Too much badunkadunk
•I have dirty glasses
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Comedian Carl Giannetto @carlgiannetto.bsky.social · 10d
My back hurts
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Comedian Carl Giannetto @carlgiannetto.bsky.social · 10d
My laundry needs to be folded
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Comedian Carl Giannetto @carlgiannetto.bsky.social · 10d
I can't read
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Comedian Carl Giannetto @carlgiannetto.bsky.social · 10d
Wiping issues
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Comedian Carl Giannetto @carlgiannetto.bsky.social · 10d
I buy cheap jeans.
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Comedian Carl Giannetto @carlgiannetto.bsky.social · 10d
That one time...you know.
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Comedian Carl Giannetto @carlgiannetto.bsky.social · 10d
Ongoing List Of Reasons Why I Can't and Won't Break 10 Followers-

•I'm not interesting
•I'm not attractive
•I'm TOO attractive
•Lack of networking skills
•My milk allergy
•Sometimes I count on my fingers
•Not enough badunkadunk
•Too much badunkadunk
•I have dirty glasses
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Comedian Carl Giannetto @carlgiannetto.bsky.social · 10d
That one time...you know.
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Comedian Carl Giannetto @carlgiannetto.bsky.social · 11d
A visit to Five Below never cost less than $5 when your fiance spends over 200 a trip.

#5below #fiance #expensive #comedy #jokes #RelationshipGoals #marriagecomedy
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Comedian Carl Giannetto @carlgiannetto.bsky.social · 12d
Gained some weight recently. Put on a little heft. Fortunately, Hefty is the number one garbage bag.
#positivespin #joke #jokes #comedy #comedian
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Comedian Carl Giannetto @carlgiannetto.bsky.social · 13d
I don't know what's worse, the fact that they made 3 Hotel Transylvania movies or the fact that my fiancè made me watch all 3 in a row last night. #jokes #comedy #Halloween #movies #joke #HotelTransylvania #watch
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Comedian Carl Giannetto @carlgiannetto.bsky.social · Oct 1
If you lived on the streets of Venice, you would drown.

#joke #jokes #comedy #comedian #venice #italy
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Comedian Carl Giannetto @carlgiannetto.bsky.social · Sep 29
This Friday I will be back at Rathskeller in #guttenberg #iowa www.facebook.com/share/1GH78S...

And this Saturday I will be back at Jennie's Place in #orientiowa www.facebook.com/share/17DY3C...

#comedy #tour #standup #comedian
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Comedian Carl Giannetto @carlgiannetto.bsky.social · Sep 19
Dancing with the Stars?
More like Dancing with the "Oh yeah, I forgot about that guy."
#dancingwiththestars #tv #comedy #jokes #funny #comedian
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Comedian Carl Giannetto @carlgiannetto.bsky.social · Sep 10
Why are there no Emergency entrances?

#questions #joke #emergency
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Comedian Carl Giannetto @carlgiannetto.bsky.social · Sep 9
Yankton South Dakota and Silvis Illinois this weekend!

•Friday Sept 12- Kozy's Bar #YANKTONSD www.facebook.com/share/1CpT5D...

•Saturday Sep 13- Triangle Inn #silvisil
www.facebook.com/share/1G6Mwd...

#comedy #standupcomedian #SouthDakota #illinois
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Comedian Carl Giannetto @carlgiannetto.bsky.social · Aug 26
🎟-THIS WEEK
•Saturday August 30th 9pm
Hammer's Hideaway in #olin #iowa
www.facebook.com/share/174E8f...

•Sunday August 31st 3pm
K&M Korner in #waterloo #iowa
www.facebook.com/share/1CPieq...

#comedy #standupcomedy #comedian #standup #standupcomedian #tour #comedyshow #saturday #sunday #thisweek
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Comedian Carl Giannetto @carlgiannetto.bsky.social · Aug 24
Tonight! 7pm at Wally's Playce in #milledgevilleillinois www.facebook.com/share/176iwm...
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Comedian Carl Giannetto @carlgiannetto.bsky.social · Aug 24
Finally! A lemonade that's not so promiscuous. #jokes #funny #comedy #sips #drinks
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Comedian Carl Giannetto @carlgiannetto.bsky.social · Aug 22
My spirit animal is road kill. #jokes #joke #comedy #roadkill #Spiritanimal #roadkill #funny
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Comedian Carl Giannetto @carlgiannetto.bsky.social · Aug 22
COMEDY SHOW TONIGHT 7PM at Finn's Grill in #milanillinois #comedyshow #tour #fridaynight #illinois #illinoiscomedy www.facebook.com/share/1JDVZ7...
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Comedian Carl Giannetto @carlgiannetto.bsky.social · Aug 19
🎟- This Week
•Friday August 22nd. 7pm #milianillinois at FINNS GRILL
www.facebook.com/share/16Adpg...

•Sunday August 24th. 7pm #milledgevilleillinois at Wally's Playce
www.facebook.com/share/1ErUK7...

#thisweek #friday #sunday #comedy #standupcomedy #standupcomedian #Illinois #tourdates
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Comedian Carl Giannetto @carlgiannetto.bsky.social · Aug 14
"Ha. Ha. Ha. Very funny guys."
#batsignal #batman #memes #joke #comedy #funny
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Comedian Carl Giannetto @carlgiannetto.bsky.social · Aug 1
"I need 20 ccs of a turkey sandwich, STAT!"

#hospital #EmergencyRoom #er #snacks #Munchies #doctor #joke #comedy #pic #funny
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Comedian Carl Giannetto @carlgiannetto.bsky.social · Jul 25
I've been seeing alot of talk online and I've noticed it starting to POP up in stores and I just want to set the record straight...
Halloween is NOT right around corner. It's still July for Christ's sake.

#halloween #jokes #joke #complaints #funny #comedian #july
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