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Oh no. Shall we still enjoy it without someone doing the Cameron Diaz 'adobo' face after every sentence? Will life still be worth living? Hug your loved ones tight and berate them a little more shrilly this evening #CelebrityTraitors
Cameron Diaz doing an uncomfortably piercing stare as she listed food at an interviewer.
Not Clare taking sides in the Pop Girl Wars with that Brat Summer sweater vest #CelebrityTraitors
They got spotted within 5 minutes and I made a point of handing them in during the general sticker amnesty, no hypocrisy. Of course when I went to collect them after hometime they'd been stolen during the reclaiming.

This never even happened to me at school when *I* was a child.
A child gave me two stickers about 30 seconds before stickers got banned from the classroom, so I'm hoping no one notices.
Marking pen with a shiny metallic unicorn sticker and a purple sticker with a cola bottle saying 'disco'
I can't believe you're being Matilda'd 😭
Oh god! Very glad your eye is ok and hope the rest of you recovers well
Jesus is your face ok? It's a horrible scary feeling x
we are the daughters of the witches who had to see that damn Tumblr post about Medusa at least once a week when we just wanted more lindsay lohan photoshoots and highly edited images of rainy autumnal london stolen from Pinterest (while living in London, mind you)
have I read one? Can I name one? No. But I know I'm right.
I think we have enough greek myth retellings to keep us going for a little while now thank u
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
OK wait my Edith Head era (2016ish) was also slept on tbh, but yh I couldn't not post my 2010 hair pics
Yellow cropped vintage repro top, black sequin jeans, round sunglasses Frilly tiered dress with ruffle sleeves, mohawk, yellow earrings and yellow bird in hair Screenshot of yellow dress me leaving a Blitz club anniversary thing looking serious af
unfortunately for thirsty followers and haters alike I've always used it as a springboard for the same small set of uni photos with my Bow Wow Wow hair
"Post you from a different era" is middle-aged Bluesky code for "lemme see you when you were hot"
Put my headphones above my ears while I generated an inpost drop-off code and she called me 'Benny Jesuit' WHAT is the grip these characters have on my mother???
Mirror selfie in raincoat with parcel and headphones sticking up in what is apparently Bene Gesserit style
Just tried to ~throw it back like it's 2024 and it took about 500 attempts to even get my head off the ground, this is FRIGHTENING. who knew strength and stamina could be undone so quickly once you stop working out?!
one of the children told the class teacher 'last year Miss did a full backbend crab in class!' which is true but I'm sure there was a valid reason, and then reinforced it with 'Yeah, she threw it back!' which is not remotely indicative of my finesse but I'm Mementoing it to be true from now on.
She was SO delighted with herself for getting the bene bit right(ish) 😂
Yesterday we watched Charlie Cooper's winter solstice programme in which women paraded in veils and costumes, and we can now add "Jenny Sensorous! Benny Serious?!" to the list of things my mother has said when attempting 'bene gesserit'.
I've done too many coffee-fuelled rants on IG already this morning, so I've brought myself here to say that I don't understand why we all agreed to make Stanley Tucci the next Cary Grant. He Gets On My Nerves.
I'm the WORST person to be at the back of the line for our local area walk. doing pistol squats with the girlies when we stop to sketch trees, and holding hands listening to everyone's favourite violent deaths from the jurassic park franchise.
A lot of my annoyance is almost certainly from uncomfortable similarities, but the public school-coded buffoonery is where I'm a purely principled hater, and this list is peak That.
I've reached the bit where he apologises to 500 clubs for the coke habit as if going to clubs to begin with isn't the mortifying choice, and then to various media offices where the personal assistants probably had stronger habits than him.
I really, really, REALLY need to know who he thinks his audience is.
I'm prepared to put up with a lot when in the mood for something by Stephen Fry, but I had to close my eyes for a long moment when he explained in an aside what a bibliography is.
Jeremy Irons leaving a profound pause after a statement.