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the honorable one on The Lost Broadcasts, cohost of Get Cynical, words @lwlies @reverse_shot @menshealthmag @vinegarsyndrome, i have met two capybaras in real life
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last night we let the nba talk
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after drafting like 5 israelis and trading for maga porter jr i sadly have to put them in Evil Tier
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i think this article has mostly held up after the offseason but oh my god this section has aged insanely poorly
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don't quite trust my memories of the early ones but i liked The Lobster and KoK a fair bit
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theatrical, i can't imagine prints of the director's cut were ever struck
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you are not missing much with mr. two-palmes lol
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i haven't seen Dogtooth since it came out but i remember liking it. feels very distant from his hollywood stuff but that might just be me misremembering
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just felt a little too Philosophy for me. whereas Kinds of Kindness is just straight up mean
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seeing Bugonia tomorrow morning. i'm up and down on Yorgos but i think that kind of really nasty black comedy is what i like from him (as opposed to the more sweeping stuff like Sacred Deer and Poor Things)
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can’t wait to get your thoughts on onedrive
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hello i’ve missed you and declan :)
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considering this my first “test post”
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for those asking why people are suddenly leaving twitter and moving over here, here's the tl;dr

will smith slapped chris rock at the oscars
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please direct me to the people who are interested in thinking about movies. it seems there are still way more of them over there
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i got a little galaxy brained about Magellan
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how the broke friend looks at your fries
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circles was a beautiful feature and i miss it every day. and
you can't even have a locked alt on here!
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it's been a feature for like more than 10 years lol
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that there's no ability to turn off retweets on an account is also hugely irritating. that was a major part of what made twitter usable for so long
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honestly i think the main reason i keep bouncing off the timeline here is because it's like 90% politics. where are the funny people, where are the film people, where are the basketball people. i thought i was following all the same folks. maybe it's a culture thing
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looking for any twitter mutuals who made it over here and i haven't connected with yet
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i got a little galaxy brained about Magellan
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my final report from NYFF 63 is up, with reviews of the films i saw at the fest last week and my impressions of this year's lineup as a whole. read on, read on!
NYFF 63 Final Report
Featuring Rose of Nevada, Resurrection, Magellan, and more
open.substack.com
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the nba is so close........i even watched some preseason last night