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Cap’n Koloth @capnkoloth.bsky.social · Jun 17

Important questions...

Cap’n Koloth @capnkoloth.bsky.social · May 20

Ladies and gentlemen, the Batwienermobile. #batman

Cap’n Koloth @capnkoloth.bsky.social · May 16

There are seven lights. #startrek

Cap’n Koloth @capnkoloth.bsky.social · May 11

Or what if it were a musical? #startrek

Cap’n Koloth @capnkoloth.bsky.social · May 11

#startrek Generations as a horror movie

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Cap’n Koloth @capnkoloth.bsky.social · May 11

#startrek Generations as a buddy cop movie

Cap’n Koloth @capnkoloth.bsky.social · Apr 29

Just a candid shot of me relaxing on a chilly spring day.

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Cap’n Koloth @capnkoloth.bsky.social · Apr 18

O’Brien’s such a cool dude. He gets a drink spilled him and he’s all “hey, like, don’t worry about it, dude.”

Cap’n Koloth @capnkoloth.bsky.social · Mar 7

First Contact and chill? #startrek

a man in a helmet says sweet jesus on a black background

ALT: a man in a helmet says sweet jesus on a black background

media.tenor.com

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Cap’n Koloth @capnkoloth.bsky.social · Mar 3

Did they forget to rake the forest, too?

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Cap’n Koloth @capnkoloth.bsky.social · Mar 3

Watching the first episode of #TheAmericas and am spellbound.

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Cap’n Koloth @capnkoloth.bsky.social · Feb 27

You had me at Excelsior

Cap’n Koloth @capnkoloth.bsky.social · Feb 25

Brought to you by the people constantly bitching about how the Libs wanna raise your taxes.

Cap’n Koloth @capnkoloth.bsky.social · Feb 24

F, yeah! #startrek #fanhome #enterpriseF

Cap’n Koloth @capnkoloth.bsky.social · Feb 22

Just patiently awaiting my #startrek #fanhome Enterprise-F.

Cap’n Koloth @capnkoloth.bsky.social · Feb 21

Good

Salman Rushdie attacker found guilty of attempted murder and assault

Hadi Matar stabbed the renowned British-Indian author multiple times on stage at a New York lecture.

www.bbc.com

Cap’n Koloth @capnkoloth.bsky.social · Feb 19

The U.S.S. Okuda (not my work, but definitely a fan of the artist). #startrek @mikeokuda.bsky.social
www.deviantart.com/jetfreak-7/a...

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Cap’n Koloth @capnkoloth.bsky.social · Feb 19

If I started oranging myself, would people think I'm honoring Dipshit Donald or taking the piss out of him?

Cap’n Koloth @capnkoloth.bsky.social · Feb 18

Excited for the next chapter of #StarTrekAscendancy gamefound.com/en/projects/...

Star Trek Ascendancy: The Final Frontier by GF9

Star Trek Ascendancy: The Final Frontier is the ultimate collection of the most thematic 4x space game in the universe. Introducing brand new, Gamefound Exclusive, civilizations: The Gorn, The Tholian...

gamefound.com

Cap’n Koloth @capnkoloth.bsky.social · Feb 17

It's just too bad that the people that NEED to see the movie either haven't seen it or they have but don't think it applies to them.

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Cap’n Koloth @capnkoloth.bsky.social · Feb 17

In the future, there will be a movie made about this time where everyone in the administration is played by a clown in full makeup.

Cap’n Koloth @capnkoloth.bsky.social · Feb 13

They're just trying to squeeze more clowns into the clown car.

Cap’n Koloth @capnkoloth.bsky.social · Feb 13

COVID-25 here we come!

Cap’n Koloth @capnkoloth.bsky.social · Feb 12

You had me at Prodigy

Cap’n Koloth @capnkoloth.bsky.social · Feb 12

God hates flags.