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Birds with names that sound like names my mother would’ve called me: a thread
Fuck I love awkward situations. Give them all to me.

(Do not do that. I do not enjoy.)
The girls are going berserk. Shenzi is being chased around the house by Nadia, and when she stops to respond, she gets whacked in the face. It’s very funny to watch, but good lord I’ve not seen them like this. Must be the weather.
Nadia bit my face. I bashed my eyebrow on the laundry counter. I hit the back of my head on the open cupboard. In sequence. Within a minute or two. I am many pains.
HAHA honestly I am glad it didn’t appear in my yard, Shenzi for sure would’ve probably accidentally killed it trying to play.
Neighbour told me she found a tiny baby rabbit in her backyard; so young it wouldn’t even be on solids yet, OR microchipped if it was a pet. We theorise a large bird may have dropped it. It’s safe now!
See a man sitting in a fairly strange place, watching me walk my dog. I opt not to follow the fence line like I usually do to avoid going near him, when my clever girl spots him and constantly keeps check for the rest of the walk. What a good girl. Here she is with her favourite toy, Bunny.
Outside of the standard ridiculous nicknames Shen earns (Pancake, Specks, Stockings for a few), she is amassing a decent amount of celebrity-themed nicknames (Shenzel Washington, Shennifer Lopez, Shenia Twain).

The newest is Shendall Jenner. Thank you for reading.
She is a big cutie, super cheeky though. She nibbled a whole into Shenzi’s kibble bag 😖
I’m just tacking on extra days in which to celebrate myself! 😝
The only problem with being in a relationship with someone who shares your name is people thinking you are speaking in first person when you say you’re celebrating their birthday.
First attempt at a closed terrarium completed! The jar ended up being a little tricker/smaller to work with than I thought, but I’m happy with the results for a beginner!
‘Nadia, would you like a coffee?’
‘Don’t ask her that, she would, actually!’
Gave T her birthday present (a Pandora bracelet!) once midnight struck; I couldn’t wait. She loves it. It fits perfectly, and she’s so excited to add more charms to it! I’m so happy. 🥰
‘I found the perfect mug for Milo!!’
‘That’s a soup mug.’
‘It’s PERFECT.’
I have a new tattoo idea, to sit in my mind amongst all my others.
Just imagine mum, in all her arthritic glory, using a CIRCULAR SAW 😂
I have been eyeing off a board game about evil sheep.
Limboing past a giant mass of spiderwebs in the garage even though I COULD knock it off and remove it, but also why would I make life easier?
There are many great mysteries in this world, but none more greater than why did my mother buy a circular saw, and then never ever use it?
I love anxiety.

‘You ordered three boxes?’
‘Yes, of chicken.’

She says, at KFC. A chicken store.
Living with other people means your KFC order becomes a lot more complicated than just ‘zinger stacker box’.
It sounds like a knock-off Zooper Dooper 😂