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@calm.com

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Calm your mind. Change your life. 💙 Stress less, sleep more, feel better. empli.fi/calm

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Calm @calm.com · Nov 21

Well hello Bluesky. Here to remind us all to take a deep breath in the face of (gestures broadly at everything).

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Calm @calm.com · Jun 18

Sometimes acts of kindness and/or silliness are the best antidotes to the horrors persisting. 💙

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Calm @calm.com · May 23

If you have 3+ drinking vessels around you right now…please consider making one of them water.

That’s all.

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Calm @calm.com · May 15

Sorry not sorry?

Calm @calm.com · May 15

“Ok so if Max is going back to HBO Max, i think we should-“
Boss: “No you can’t rename us clam”

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Calm @calm.com · May 9

“I asked chatGPT —“
Yea, well, I asked a little clam living it’s best life in a tropical coral reef what the meaning of life was - and apparently it’s that - so now I’m a clam too and we’re all vibes bro.

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Calm @calm.com · May 8

Never forget that caterpillars turn into complete goo before becoming butterflies.

Oh, this isn’t a metaphor for transformation…being a cocooned pile of goo just sounds kinda nice right now.

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SheKnows @sheknows.com · Apr 29

From Broadway to Rage Rooms, Ilana Glazre is partnering with @calm.com to bring working moms the support they need—IRL! 💪 Check out what the comedian told us about her latest partnership here: www.sheknows.com/parenting/ar...

Ilana Glazer Isn't Finding Broadway Very 'Working Mom-Friendly' but She's Juggling It All

The comedian is a Broadway star by night and a mom of a 3-year-old by day.

www.sheknows.com

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Calm @calm.com · Apr 28

Please don't forget to drink water, close your laptop, and wander off into a forest to start a new life living in a hollow tree and making acorn soup for your woodland friends.

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Calm @calm.com · Apr 8

If you’re fighting for a moment of peace in this chaotic news cycle, a moment of stillness in your racing mind, and a moment of quiet in your overstimulating day…I just want you to know that see you. 🫶

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Calm @calm.com · Apr 7

I wake, stretch my arms up, and release a guttural sigh, so loud, that it silences the birds outside. Mountains tremble. A deep sea leviathan wakes. The Hubble telescope turns around. In the distance, sirens.

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Calm @calm.com · Apr 3

Today, I’m just a little penguin giving each one of you a pebble because you deserve it and I like you.

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Calm @calm.com · Apr 1

Try screaming into a pillow and then going on a walk outside

Calm @calm.com · Mar 26

You’re randomly added to a group chat and, much like your public Venmo feed, you KIND of know these people, but not really. What’s your first text?

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Calm @calm.com · Mar 25

I don’t want to hustle, or grind, or crush it. I want to lie down. And no, I won’t be “getting this bread” unless it’s a REAL croissant in my face.

Thank you for respecting my wishes.

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Calm @calm.com · Mar 20

*Pats space next to me*

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Calm @calm.com · Mar 20

Reminder: ‘Everything everywhere all at once’ is a great title for a movie, but not a very sustainable way to live.

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Calm @calm.com · Mar 20

Reminder: ‘Everything everywhere all at once’ is a great title for a movie, but not a very sustainable way to live.

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Calm @calm.com · Mar 19

*Opens internet*
Nope
*Goes outside. Walks down the road. Takes a new name. Moves to small beachside community to weave baskets by the sea and become part of local lore.*