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Calm @calm.com · Nov 21
Well hello Bluesky. Here to remind us all to take a deep breath in the face of (gestures broadly at everything).
Calm @calm.com · Jun 18
Sometimes acts of kindness and/or silliness are the best antidotes to the horrors persisting. 💙
Calm @calm.com · May 23
If you have 3+ drinking vessels around you right now…please consider making one of them water.

That’s all.
Calm @calm.com · May 15
Sorry not sorry?
Calm @calm.com · May 15
“Ok so if Max is going back to HBO Max, i think we should-“
Boss: “No you can’t rename us clam”
Calm @calm.com · May 9
“I asked chatGPT —“
Yea, well, I asked a little clam living it’s best life in a tropical coral reef what the meaning of life was - and apparently it’s that - so now I’m a clam too and we’re all vibes bro.
Calm @calm.com · May 8
Never forget that caterpillars turn into complete goo before becoming butterflies.

Oh, this isn’t a metaphor for transformation…being a cocooned pile of goo just sounds kinda nice right now.
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From Broadway to Rage Rooms, Ilana Glazre is partnering with @calm.com to bring working moms the support they need—IRL! 💪 Check out what the comedian told us about her latest partnership here: www.sheknows.com/parenting/ar...
Ilana Glazer Isn't Finding Broadway Very 'Working Mom-Friendly' but She's Juggling It All
The comedian is a Broadway star by night and a mom of a 3-year-old by day.
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Calm @calm.com · Apr 28
Please don't forget to drink water, close your laptop, and wander off into a forest to start a new life living in a hollow tree and making acorn soup for your woodland friends.
Calm @calm.com · Apr 8
If you’re fighting for a moment of peace in this chaotic news cycle, a moment of stillness in your racing mind, and a moment of quiet in your overstimulating day…I just want you to know that see you. 🫶
Calm @calm.com · Apr 7
I wake, stretch my arms up, and release a guttural sigh, so loud, that it silences the birds outside. Mountains tremble. A deep sea leviathan wakes. The Hubble telescope turns around. In the distance, sirens.
Calm @calm.com · Apr 3
Today, I’m just a little penguin giving each one of you a pebble because you deserve it and I like you.
Calm @calm.com · Apr 1
Try screaming into a pillow and then going on a walk outside
Calm @calm.com · Mar 26
You’re randomly added to a group chat and, much like your public Venmo feed, you KIND of know these people, but not really. What’s your first text?
Calm @calm.com · Mar 25
I don’t want to hustle, or grind, or crush it. I want to lie down. And no, I won’t be “getting this bread” unless it’s a REAL croissant in my face.

Thank you for respecting my wishes.
Calm @calm.com · Mar 20
*Pats space next to me*
Calm @calm.com · Mar 20
Reminder: ‘Everything everywhere all at once’ is a great title for a movie, but not a very sustainable way to live.
Calm @calm.com · Mar 20
Reminder: ‘Everything everywhere all at once’ is a great title for a movie, but not a very sustainable way to live.
Calm @calm.com · Mar 19
*Opens internet*
Nope
*Goes outside. Walks down the road. Takes a new name. Moves to small beachside community to weave baskets by the sea and become part of local lore.*
Calm @calm.com · Mar 7
Exactly
Calm @calm.com · Mar 7
Yes, there’s always light at the end of the tunnel…but I feel like we all wouldn’t mind if the tunnel was a bit shorter. Like, we get it, it’s dark.
Calm @calm.com · Mar 3
Sorry for the delay, was frolicking and dilly dallying in spite of all the things.
Calm @calm.com · Feb 28
None of us know! We’re all just winging it.
Calm @calm.com · Feb 28
Same clam!