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californiacanary.bsky.social
CALIFORNIA CANARY
@californiacanary.bsky.social
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Banished to the colonies for a few years, living in Los Gatos, California (not too shabby). Boyer. Holty. Foggo. Sutton. Paddon, Madders - in that order. Carry On sensibility. Whisky enthusiast. Day time drinker - preferably alone...
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CALIFORNIA CANARY @californiacanary.bsky.social · 9h
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Now we are on our way to the USA - there really is no excuse not to bring your show to your fans here in America.

I’m an Englishman spending time on the west coast in California and I can suggest some very lovely intimate venues in San Francisco and Santa Cruz.
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CALIFORNIA CANARY @californiacanary.bsky.social · 17h
Never The Same Colour…
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CALIFORNIA CANARY @californiacanary.bsky.social · 17h
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The Pougatch roll neck - discuss…
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CALIFORNIA CANARY @californiacanary.bsky.social · 1d
1986 flipping the bird after that Argie cheat scored…
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CALIFORNIA CANARY @californiacanary.bsky.social · 1d
I know you think I’m an arse but I have a podcast and do production for a living so thought I’d mention it…
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CALIFORNIA CANARY @californiacanary.bsky.social · 1d
IF, as I anticipate, Jack Wilshere turns Luton into a brilliant passing exciting machine - I will want Knapper’s head on a stick #NCFC #OTBC
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CALIFORNIA CANARY @californiacanary.bsky.social · 2d
That’s why the way the country is governed has to change. Move Houses of Parliament to York and turn it into a hotel. Reduce size of govt. put people in positions who have knowledge - like an accountant in No11, a soldier in defence etc without the archaic process to get there. Won’t happen but hey…
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CALIFORNIA CANARY @californiacanary.bsky.social · 2d
Get the audio sorted lads. It’s not difficult. A decent mic costs peanuts and the camera looking up will’s nose looks unprofessional…
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CALIFORNIA CANARY @californiacanary.bsky.social · 2d
Anita Harris is as a bit of a sort that my Dad thought was attractive…
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CALIFORNIA CANARY @californiacanary.bsky.social · 4d
It’s based on the previous year you complete plank…
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CALIFORNIA CANARY @californiacanary.bsky.social · 5d
The FA brought this on themselves. Horrible stadium to get to and from. Expensive tickets. Far too much corporate (facing the cameras - massive cock up there). Extortionate prices for beer and food. Greed has brought us to this point. Some people call it “The Moon” (no atmosphere)…
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CALIFORNIA CANARY @californiacanary.bsky.social · 5d
The home of The Flying Spunkman…
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CALIFORNIA CANARY @californiacanary.bsky.social · 5d
Wear some flip flops and you’ll think you’re on holiday …
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CALIFORNIA CANARY @californiacanary.bsky.social · 5d
Marry. Job. Kill.
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CALIFORNIA CANARY @californiacanary.bsky.social · 5d
Thanks you so much for getting “affect” correct with an “a”. So many people get it wrong…
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CALIFORNIA CANARY @californiacanary.bsky.social · 5d
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CALIFORNIA CANARY @californiacanary.bsky.social · 5d
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CALIFORNIA CANARY @californiacanary.bsky.social · 5d
Very cavalier of him…
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CALIFORNIA CANARY @californiacanary.bsky.social · 5d
It wasn’t unusual…
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CALIFORNIA CANARY @californiacanary.bsky.social · 5d
Oh to be a fly on the wall at the focus groups to see how they came up with this nonsense - “let’s get angry looking young eccentric weirdos to draw Gen Z in.” What an absolute bucket of dicks…
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CALIFORNIA CANARY @californiacanary.bsky.social · 5d
“Breed” is the appropriate word…
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CALIFORNIA CANARY @californiacanary.bsky.social · 6d
A face you’d never tire of punching…
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CALIFORNIA CANARY @californiacanary.bsky.social · 7d
You’re welcome…
On Her Majesty's Secret Service • Main Theme • John Barry
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CALIFORNIA CANARY @californiacanary.bsky.social · 7d
“The Knapping” vortex of bollocks is taking us nowhere - unless you count Div1 as a destination…
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CALIFORNIA CANARY @californiacanary.bsky.social · 7d
Brilliantly said. I’m not sad we lost to the scum - I’m ambivalent. The club is run by kids with children on the pitch apart from Kenny who must feel like a school teacher. There are no characters at the club (apart from again Kenny) and no one to care about…
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