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Caine

@cainebalism.bsky.social

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He/They 23 Occasional artist OG Willry enthusiast MY NAME IS SPRINGTRAP I like talking

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Caine @cainebalism.bsky.social · Mar 10

RIP William Afton, you would’ve loved Fall Out Boy

Caine @cainebalism.bsky.social · 2h

What if I made a cookie cake in the FNAF pizza pan?

Caine @cainebalism.bsky.social · 6h

I’ve gone from uncomfortable in the self driving Ubers to preferring them because it means I get to be a spectacle without even doing anything

Also frankly a robot car is just better company, it doesn’t try to start obnoxious small talk and leaves me in peace

Caine @cainebalism.bsky.social · 9h

Jokes aside I could probably beat a raccoon in a fight

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JonnyBlox @jonnybloxofficial.bsky.social · 9h

Matthew Lillard reveals his favorite Five Nights at Freddy's character!

"Yeah, William Afton, next question [...] My favorite character is my character. He always comes back!"

(Via: LA Comic Con 2025 - Scream Panel)
#fnaf #fnafmovie #fivenightsatfreddys

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Caine @cainebalism.bsky.social · 9h

I could definitely take a child in a fight

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Caine @cainebalism.bsky.social · 9h

Guys, you gotta think smarter not harder

Humans are animals too

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Caine @cainebalism.bsky.social · 9h

I’m hoping if we get a movie version it’s inexplicably in a central location where you’d typically put like a family photo or something

Caine @cainebalism.bsky.social · 9h

Random ass question

What is the biggest animal you think you could win a fight with?

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Caine @cainebalism.bsky.social · 10h

My sincerest condolences

Caine @cainebalism.bsky.social · 10h

Seems that way

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Caine @cainebalism.bsky.social · 11h

I’ve come to realize I just cannot stand being hugged, the thought of it just makes me want to gag

And it’s not even like about just being touched or whatever it’s just something about hugs

It’s so bad that even like those hug gifs are just physically repulsive to me

Caine @cainebalism.bsky.social · 12h

Sometimes I think I might like gravy entirely too much

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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 14h

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Caine @cainebalism.bsky.social · 14h

Damn, hope you’re doing better soon, I know how rough that can be

Caine @cainebalism.bsky.social · 14h

Oh no

I think I’m getting sick

Caine @cainebalism.bsky.social · 14h

When I say my mom had the preferable genetics I mean that she was gorgeous and had glamour shots done in the 80’s and 90’s and my dad looks like every white man in a band except now he’s not dying his hair black and wearing leather pants anymore

Caine @cainebalism.bsky.social · 15h

I find it funny that when I was a kid everyone told me I looked just like my dad but as I get older I look more like my mom

Tbh my mom had the preferable genetics so I’m not mad about that

It also depends on my expression because I scowl like my dad and smile like my mom

Caine @cainebalism.bsky.social · 16h

Finally got back into this account, this was about to drive me crazy