Rebecca Mahoney
@cafecliche.bsky.social
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Author of THE VALLEY AND THE FLOOD, THE MEMORY EATER, and the forthcoming THRALL (spring 2026), co-creator of The Bridge Podcast, and #1 cheese popcorn enjoyer. She/her
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Just got blurb news that actually made me weak in the knees
It really is witchcraft. Whenever someone can make it feel like nothing it really saves the rest of my day
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Feeling the need to remind myself of this Ursula K LeGuin quote today:

"We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings."
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Our next Be the Change workshop is coming right up! This Sunday, October 12 at 5PM our friends from @mutualaidmamas.bsky.social will host a study group about mutual aid; what it is, why it matters, and how we can begin, build, or deepen our practice. And they get 20% of sales during the workshop!
Be the Change Workshop: What is Mutual Aid and How Do We Practice It?
Come as you are—no required materials—but if you would like some additional context, here are some supplementary materials we might reference in our conversation:
portersquarebooks.com
LOL!! At least he was representing a pop culture icon
She just kept me chatting the whole time. They had to take a fair bit for these particular tests, but I barely needed the apple juice she handed me after. She is a hero of myth and I hope her pillow is always cool and her takeout is always piping hot
I have a massive needle-phobia, which means that I have developed an appreciation for really good phlebotomists. And I encountered the GOD of phlebotomists this week. I went to close my eyes, per usual, and she was like "no don't do that, just talk to me and don't pay attention to what I'm doing."
Whenever I’m in an Uber with one of those cycling iPad quizzes and they do a colorblindness test, I’m always quietly like “you guys are really running the risk of a Paul Dano Little Miss Sunshine situation in here”
I don’t think I was as helpful as I hoped to be there
Me, at work, seeing the delivery guy I was expecting: Oh, are you looking for [x]? His office is next to the stairwell.
Him: … so it’s not 211?
Me: No, it is 211. It’s just in that little alcove next to the stairs to the third floor.
Him: … so it’s not on this floor?
Me: No,
It’s been way too long since I went to an author event. That was such a delight
AMAZING book launch from @marthawells.com at the Somerville Armory tonight! And @hollyblack.bsky.social was such a fun, thoughtful moderator!
He is indeed!! I have a friend whose younger sibling was in school plays with him
I feel like this is SO likely
I wonder if Joe Keery would appreciate me referring to him exclusively as “Newburyport’s own Joe Keery”
“The left has been calling us racist for years, and now they’re upset that we’re posting racist sombrero memes?” Yeah man! You’re getting it
Just made cream of mushroom soup despite a high of 80 today. It will be soup season by any means necessary
Damn… apparently not everyone whose book was run through LibGen is eligible for the class action payout. For example: me 🫠
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This is a very bad ruling for all of us who value the First Amendment.
Napheesa Collier you are so cool
I laugh, but they are both very effectively scary re: how big Canada is
Horror TV shows about how big Canada is:
- The Terror
- Yellowjackets
Oooh jealous!! It’s such a picturesque countryside!
Just saw a clip of someone getting tied to a big target on the ground so that the unseen killer could trebuchet wine bottles at him