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Colin Davey

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Lover of bad football and great writing. From the Deep South (of England). Former Football Programme editor, Hastings Writers Group. Pub deadbeat, old. Got a novel on the stocks, need to live on a bit.

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Colin Davey @c9d9.bsky.social · 4d

League, FFS,

Colin Davey @c9d9.bsky.social · 4d

I had this idea that, sooner or later, Trump would literally or figuratively be "run out of town on a rail". We did it to Boris Johnson, who's not in that keague -- what's the hold-up, America?

Colin Davey @c9d9.bsky.social · 5d

The cream has risen to the top.

Colin Davey @c9d9.bsky.social · 5d

Underwrite my new film "From Jugs to Dugs, My Tit Journey", and this time next year...

Colin Davey @c9d9.bsky.social · 6d

Is this blister actually named. "Chip"? Am no expert, but actual Jesus, the one that wasn't born in Ohio, drove the moneylenders out of the temple and would have had opinions on this idiotic and malicious rubbish. I am, of course, an atheist.

Colin Davey @c9d9.bsky.social · 6d

Is there a book called Harvey I should read?

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Colin Davey @c9d9.bsky.social · 6d

I just gave you a hate like.

Colin Davey @c9d9.bsky.social · 11d

From the TLS
"More than nine billion tins of Spam have passed through the world’s gastrointestinal tracts ad thirteen tins are eaten every second."
Bloody. Vikings.

Colin Davey @c9d9.bsky.social · 22d

In the pub. There's a dispute, namely, "Where's my Guiness?" Turns out the barman had, oddly, heard "Innes" and poured a glass of Innes and Gunn, a lovely Scots oddity. Meanwhile, thirsty me. If Gunn had been the senior partner, we'd be there yet.

Colin Davey @c9d9.bsky.social · Sep 26

Whatever you do, don't call it "Brit Card" . True cringe.

Colin Davey @c9d9.bsky.social · Sep 23

Cratic. So cratic.

Colin Davey @c9d9.bsky.social · Sep 23

I will attempt this noble experiment for the Public Good.

Colin Davey @c9d9.bsky.social · Sep 22

It seems you can only read Samuel Beckett sober, which seems all wrong.

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Colin Davey @c9d9.bsky.social · Sep 19

I have an AA Milne / Samuel Beckett mashup going. I think I can make ir work. --"Eeyore's Last Tape." Anyone? #GiveItAGo

Colin Davey @c9d9.bsky.social · Sep 16

Sue zlawley stayed tight-lipped throughout .

Colin Davey @c9d9.bsky.social · Sep 12

It's like Captain Pike in The Cage. Two bleeps for yes, one for no, are no basis for a form of government. Yet the USA is either MIA Democrat (boo) or MAGA (hooray).

Colin Davey @c9d9.bsky.social · Sep 12

Not just a dolt but a crooked venal dolt. Yet still the Martians come.

Colin Davey @c9d9.bsky.social · Sep 10

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Words of frightening truth,

What is the endgame in this toxic immigration debate: is it friends and neighbours thrown out of the country? | Jonthan Liew

The notion of remigration was abstract, but the right is dragging it towards respectability. If the goal is homogeneous whiteness, they should say it, says Guardian columnist Jonathan Liew

www.theguardian.com

Colin Davey @c9d9.bsky.social · Sep 6

Just some BlueSky(e) thinking.

Colin Davey @c9d9.bsky.social · Sep 4

Should certainly Mull that over.
(That’s enough Western Isles nonsense.)

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Colin Davey @c9d9.bsky.social · Sep 3

"To that conclusion late you are".

Colin Davey @c9d9.bsky.social · Sep 3

In England and Wales, there are just 53 villages that didn't need a war memorial after WW1, later called The Thankful Villages. Has Trump just invented the Thankful Schools?

Colin Davey @c9d9.bsky.social · Sep 1

Carries the whole "Rail Replacement Bus" joy within it. From "a whole weekend of football" to "Moldova v Wales" is an odd journey.

Colin Davey @c9d9.bsky.social · Aug 27

I love a country that can thrill to Sandy Denny and Neneh Cherry, Massive Attack and The Beatles. I hate the poisonous old gits in my local who would defund the RNLI and who'd give a second of their time to that nasty grifter Farage.

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Colin Davey @c9d9.bsky.social · Aug 16

I was at a wedding last weekend. As usual, a group photograph was to be taken after the ceremony, outdoors on the front steps of the hall. The photographer calls “Is everyone out?” From behind me, a voice: “ Man, it's a gay marriage. Everyone's out who's coming out!”