I caught my mouse scrolling late at night...
It said it was feeling wired.

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I told my printer a secret...
now it won't stop spreading paper-thin lies.

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My webcam saw me working...
and froze in disbelief.

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Tried to update my personality...
Turns out I'm already running the latest bugs.

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Why did the bulb file a complaint?
It was tired of being left in the dark.

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My Wi-Fi is like my motivation.
Strong in the morning. Gone by lunch.

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Why did the monitor go to therapy?
It had trouble displaying its true feelings.

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Why did the USB stick breakup with the keyboard?
It felt like it wasn't being recognized.

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My phone's been acting distant lately...
...I think it's seeing other networks.

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I asked my smart speaker to play something nostalgic...
Now it just cries every time it boots.

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My router and I had a talk.
It needed to reset some boundaries.

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Tried to teach my smart fridge to tell jokes...
Now it just gives me cold opens.

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