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Half Matt Half Biscuit
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Cat dad of five, from three different mothers.
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I don't know if you get these over there, but they're utterly moreish.
Stop dressing like the man on a can of Madri?
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A crafty Christian Vieri finish from this week in 1997.

Show a bit of common decency, pal. You’ve got no business shooting from there. No business at all.
Haven't you seen her? Gait like John Wayne.
We've been ploughing through ours since the weekend 😅
I was reminded by Facebook that six years ago today, I was in Venice. #photography #Venice
Was it in danger of being trampled on by a dwarf?
A quick in and out before you were allowed out and in.
Everything I've ever seen from you on here shows you deserve to find the equilibrium again, Katie. 🤙
Can't expect them to know the history of their latest flag wank.
Killing babies of a land they believe is their own. Literally monstrous.
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The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.
Opening that tunnel up was a masterstroke.
There's definitely something there, that intangible collective brilliance, caused by additions like Heinze being so loved by the players already and the vibes in training and celebrations. Loving it.
That sounds like a Eurotrash segment.
Arsenal didn't get the handbrake memo.
Just like the Invincibles era, this Arsenal excellence is really boiling piss 😁
He needs to do a satirical portrait holding a placquard that reads Set Piece FC.
The vibes are like 22/23 again 😍
Someone didn't watch the tapes very well, leaving Gabi unmarked 😳
Probably stolen from a set-piece. So anti-heist.
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Arsenal haven't unpicked the Atletico defence. They have smashed it to pieces. Better in every department: bigger, stronger, faster, smarter. Monstrous second-half performance.
The only FPS (well, the sequel) I've ever loved.
I'd give it a couple of weeks before I suggest you hang it in the Louvre 👌