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For spooky season I've changed my Bluesky name to the thing that scared me the most when I went trick-or-treating as a kid
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I've mellowed out in my old age (though I'm still just as crappy)
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That's like me with my beer league team! Well, if you change "plus" to "minus" and "lost" to "won"
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Leave it to the NHL to have a game between two bitter rivals, both in the central time zone, with a puck drop at 8:50 local time. Fucking clown shoes league.
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I'm running a trail marathon outside of Louisville with 4000 ft. of elevation gain in about six weeks so the terrain wasn't a concern... just was worried that maybe it was right next to an insane asylum 👻👻👻
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I'm at the Fairfield on the north end of the Smithfield St. bridge
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Just here until Friday morning but will likely be on my own for dinner tomorrow so I would love some recs. Not sure I'll walk that high up again tomorrow though 😂
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Wanna know why the Jays are finally beating up on the Mariners? Because they're wearing powder blues on the road. With powder blue pants. As God intended.
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Okay so maybe that wasn't the smartest idea but the views from up top were pretty cool at least.
Picture of downtown Pittsburgh at night, with the darkened tops of trees in the foreground.
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And then you discover that half of it is a trail through the woods. At night. And you should probably turn around but you run trails all the time so it's no big deal, right?
Picture of a trail running through a dark wood with some wooden stairs.
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Then you get to the bridge and realize it might be that neighborhood on top of the hill across the river but whatever, it's fine.
Picture of a riverfront with buildings and a TV tower lurking high above it.
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The thing about being somebody who likes to walk places is sometimes you find a place for dinner that's just across the river and you think "great, that's an easy walk." And then when you look up how to get there and see this, you think "that's not so bad."
Google Maps screenshot showing directions for a walk that's straight across the river but then zig-zags back and forth.
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So @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social is out of town and Lola's attitude is just "look at me. I'm the dad now."
A Belgian Malinois curled up on a bunch of pillows on a bed ready to bark out the window at any sign of trouble.
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When albino Pacman tells you to kiss his ass, YOU BETTER KISS HIS ASS
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A perfect photo of Eugenio Suárez. No notes.

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If stealth is what you want, then stealth is what you're gonna get
Helioself by Papas Fritas.
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God that album was so formative to me as a 14yo