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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · Aug 23

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"You Were Meant To Be" by Renee and Friends feat. Glen Phillips

YouTube video by Renee & Jeremy

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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 18h

Sandwich Guy's victim must have a panic attack every time the judge announces they're breaking for lunch.

Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 19h

Sometimes everything is not okay when God is in control. Sometimes He sends a great flood to drown all of the evil Republican candidates so the world can start anew. 😁

Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 19h

President Trump agreed to protect Qatar with our military--a country that supports and funds Hamas--in exchange for a 400 million dollar bribe jet and a 3 billion dollar resort, while forcing Intel to surrender 10 percent of their company to the government.

Pro-terrorist, Marxist party says what?

Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 20h

The New York Times might admit they may have been wrong to portray Mamdani as a terrifying extremist, but they'll bury it on page A24, beneath an article about a missing Chihuahua named "Shaky" being found on Park Avenue.

Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 20h

Trump making false claims like this isn't as disturbing as the fact that our national journalists--people who claim to value facts and truth above all else--can see how detached from reality he is, and yet they continue to either ignore his bizarre behavior or pretend that it's totally normal.

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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 22h

More proof that Trump isn't deporting "the worst of the worst." He's hiring them to work for ICE.

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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 22h

The surest way to win a defamation suit claiming that someone wrongly said that you were raging like a maniac in an airport is to rage like a maniac on X.

Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 22h

"Look at how flat this map is! This is all the proof you need to know the Earth ain't round!"

Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 22h

I too support the tie, but I feel like it clashes with the angry 1970s walking sofa cushion wearing it.

Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 23h

This man is obviously a true follower of Christ. It's well known that Jesus once said, "If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, punch him in the effing nose, the rat bastard!"

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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 1d

"Say a prayer." lol

Bill Ackman must be so upset that God doesn't accept bribes from billionaires, and the Devil refused to rig the election in exchange for his soul because it was only worth one ticket to a Kid Rock concert.

Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 1d

I just feel badly for that poor White House bathroom that Trump is going to remodel to look like another Rorschach test.

Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 1d

Meanwhile, MAGA Republicans in 25 states passed laws requiring age verification for online adult content.

This is like the people at Cyberdyne Systems creating Skynet and then demanding Victor Frankenstein be imprisoned because his one monster is a threat to the human race.

Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 1d

Sometimes it's hard to believe that Donald Trump is president of the United States and not some 10-year-old who snatched his dad's phone when he wasn't looking.

Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 1d

Also, hey, American Psychological Association, anti-sanity?

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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 1d

This isn't funny. That ICE agent will forever suffer PTSD every time he opens his fridge now.

Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 1d

And "Is this the hotel ballroom where the Cohen family Bat Mitzvah is being held?"

Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 1d

So many people back then had to amputate the pickles from their Subway clubs without any anesthesia. It was horrific.

Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 1d

Mamdani sounds like a genuine, thinking human being when he answers questions, while Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries both sound like someone yanked on their Buzz Lightyear, prerecorded message pullstrings.

Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 1d

Because nothing says Christmas more than Donald Trump impregnating the American flag. That flag will be giving birth, and Trump will be holed up inside Mar-a-lago banging the Russian flag.

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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 2d

Unfortunately, a younger person who didn't get the heart that Dick Cheney received with his transplant at 71 didn't get to live long enough to see it as well.

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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 2d

I totally missed the part of this timeline where the Washington Post became a reality dating show.

Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 2d

You can also create a devastating hollow point subway sandwich by eating all of the filling before throwing it.

Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 2d

I'd like to announce my stupidity by admitting that, until this post, I had no idea where the term quisling came from.

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Bumbles Bounce @bumblsbounce.bsky.social · 2d

This feels like Trump and his administration are jumping ONTO the Titanic as it's sinking, but I guess we'll have to find out if they go down with the Cuomo ship later today.

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