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First draft of email: "Please fuck all the way off." Email sent: "I apologize for any confusion.” Phillies | #RingTheBell x/@brokencoconuts

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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · Nov 15

I post a lot about the Phillies when it’s baseball season. Sorry in advance if that hits the “too much” point. (You have between now and spring training to mentally prepare yourself for the onslaught.) #RingTheBell!

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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · 28d

Wearing my powder blue to work today. I’ll try anything at this point.

Tim Kelly @timkellysports.bsky.social · 29d

Surprise! Phillies will wear powder blue jerseys for NLDS Game 3 🥶

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Surprise! Phillies will wear powder blue jerseys for NLDS Game 3 | OnPattison

With their backs against the wall, the Phillies are hoping that looking good and feeling good will allow them to get the NLDS back to Citizens Bank Park for a win-or-go-home Game 5 Saturday.

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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · May 31

Ok question - acceptable or bad juju to wear my Phillies Hoskins jersey to the game tomorrow???

broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · Apr 24

Kind of really glad I wasn’t able to watch the Phillies the last 2 days.

Don’t love the reason why, but hey, silver lining if I must…

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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · Apr 22

Look up stretches/exercises you can try to un-pinch it/loosen it. Not sure what part of your foot it is, but hopefully there's something helpful out there!

broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · Apr 22

Took several days off from work for a much-needed mental break, which ended today.

Not even 3 hours back and I already wanted to cry out of frustration, got light-headed from anger and anxiety, and topped it off with a deep depression. THREE. HOURS.

This speaks volumes to me.

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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · Apr 22

Just saw a reel…

“Are you at another baseball game?!”
“Heaven forbid a girl enjoy the boy zoo.”

Lmfao. I can’t…

broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · Apr 22

I FUCKING LOVE YOU BRYSON STOTT!!!!

broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · Apr 22

Hey Bohm!

broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · Apr 22

THANK YOU JT FOR KEEPING US FROM GETTING SHUT OUT!

broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · Apr 22

“Paco avoided the tag.”

broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · Apr 22

Oh my!

broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · Apr 22

SIGH…

broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · Apr 22

Kep! Harp!

broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · Apr 22

Nola 🥰

broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · Apr 22

Don't you hit Bohm!!!!

broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · Apr 22

Scrolling getty images... found this and felt it necessary to share.

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phixated @phixated.bsky.social · Apr 22

which one of you freaky fridayed Nola and Walker?

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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · Apr 22

I think I had a brief love affair with these in years past. Strong nostalgia right now.

broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · Apr 22

HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok. I'm done.

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one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · Apr 21

someone lie to schwarber about what month it is right now

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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · Apr 21

I cannot stop eating my sundried tomato and basil wheat thins right now. I forgot how amazing these are.

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broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · Apr 21

BRYCE SAVE ME

broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · Apr 21

I'm just assuming the loss and enjoying Kruk.

broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · Apr 21

Nola's cold weather issues and the lack of bullpen arms... I wrote it off yesterday.

broken coconuts ⚾️ @brokencoconuts.bsky.social · Apr 21

Did we, or did we not, all collectively understand that this game in particular would be a loss?

Just enjoy the sound of Kruk's voice and embrace the evening.

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