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Mark Briscoes Word Of The Day
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Giving you a word of the day every day (Parody account, not affiliated with Mark Briscoe or AEW)
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THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "SPONTANEOUS", AS IN DONE OR SAID NATURALLY AND SUDDENLY WITHOUT THOUGHT OR PLANNING. US CONGLOMERATES AND DARBY ALLIN CHALLENGING THE DEATH RIDERS TO A BLOOD AND GUTS AIN'T NO SPONTANEOUS DECISION! THOSE SHITHEADS HAD THIS COMIN' FOR A LONG TIME AND WE GON' ENJOY IT!
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "FIDELITY", AS IN THE QUALITY OR STATE OF BEING FAITHFUL. THE CONGLOMERATION CAN HANG WITH OTHER TEAMS IN AEW BUT WE STILL GOT THE FIDELITY TO CONGLOMERATE! JUST LIKE MY BOY KYLE O'REILLY! HE GON' IN UNDISPUTED KINGDOM AND PARAGON BUT HE STILL DOWN TO CONGLOMERATE!
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "ARBITRARY", AS IN NOT PLANNED OR CHOSEN FOR A PARTICULAR REASON. ME AND RODDY CONGLOMERATIN' WITH KOMANDER ON AEW COLLISION WEREN'T NO ARBITRARY DECISION! HE WAS IN A BADASS TAG TEAM WITH OUR BOY HOLOGRAM "LOS TITANES DEL AIRE!" AND WE WHOOPED LFI'S COLLECTIVE ASSES!
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "OSTRACISE", AS IN TO EXCLUDE SOMEONE FROM A GROUP BY THE GROUP MEMBERS AGREEMENT. RODDY STRONG! YOU BEEN STANDIN' ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE CONGLOMERATION FOR SOME TIME, MAN! I DON'T KNOW IF YOU WORRIED IF YOU GON' BE OSTRACISED! BUT WE GOT YOUR BACK!
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "HOBGOBLIN", AS IN A MISCHIEVOUS GOBLIN. TONIGHT ON AEW COLLISION SATURDAY NIGHTS ALL RIGHT FOR FRIGHTIN'! ME, RODDY STRONG, AND KOMMANDER BE TAKIN' ON A GHOULISH TRIO OF A MINOTAUR MORTOS, A VAMPIRE BAT DRALISTICO AND THAT LIL' HOBGOBLIN SAMMY GUEVARA! LET'S GO BABY!
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "TRUCULENT", AS IN EASILY ANNOYED AND EAGER TO ARGUE OR FIGHT. THEM DEATH RIDERS BEEN MAKIN' ALL KINDS OF TROUBLE AND GOT MY BOY O.C. ALL RILED UP AND TRUCULENT! WE GON' CONGLOMERATE WITH DARBY ALLIN AND SETTLE THIS IN ON HELL OF A BIG CAGE IN A BLOOD AND GUTS MATCH!
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "DELIQUESCE", AS IN TO DISSOLVE OR MELT AWAY. TONIGHT! AEW DYNAMITE HALLOWEEN FRIGHT NIGHT! THEM DEATH RIDERS GON' DELIQUESCE LIKE JON MOXLEYS CONFIDENCE WHEN KYLE O'REILLY KICKS HIS ASS AGAIN! IT AIN'T GHOULS N' GOBLIN HE GOT TO BE 'FRAID OF! IT'S THAT ASS WHOOPIN!
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "MENAGERIE", AS IN A VARIED COLLECTION ESPECIALLY OF ANIMALS. I THINK OF THE CONGLOMERATION AS A MENAGERIE OF FRIENDS AND WRESTLERS HERE IN THE AEW! BUT WE ALSO GOT A COLLECTION OF ANIMAL TYPES TOO WITH THE ACE ATTORNEY THE BEAST FRANK MORTOS! AND LUCHASAURUS TOO!
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "ACERBIC", AS IN SHARP OR BITINGLY CRITICAL, SARCASTIC, OR IRONIC. IT GOTTA PRETTY OBVIOUS AT THIS POINT BUT THE MEMBER OF THE CONGLOMERATION WITH THE MOST ACERBIC WIT GOTTA BE HOLOGRAM! YOU KNOW HE NEVER STOP COMIN' WITH THEM ZINGERS! HE A REGULAR LAUGH RIOT!
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "COGNOSCENTE", AS IN A PERSON WHO KNOWS A LOT ABOUT SOMETHING. BIG TOM ISHII IS A COGNOSCENTE ABOUT ALL KINDS OF THINGS! IT'S HARD TO KEEP TRACK OF THINGS HE BE IN AN EXPERT IN BECAUSE HE NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT 'EM! HE THE CONGLOMERATIONS REGULAR FONT OF KNOWLEDGE!
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "WRECK", AS IN TO CAUSE SOMETHING VERY HARMFUL OR DAMAGING. YOU CAN CALL ME RALPH BECAUSE IT WHEN IT COMES TO THE DEATH RIDERS I'M GON' WRECK IT! THEY BEEN CAUSIN' HELL IN AEW FOE WAY TOO LONG AND NOW THEY MESSIN' WITH THE CONGLOMERATION THEY GON' GET THEY ASSES BEAT!
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "RANCID", AS IN HAVING A FOUL SMELL OR TASTE FROM NO LONGER BEING FRESH. THEM DIRTY TRICKS THE DEATH RIDERS BE PULLIN' EACH MATCH ARE SO OLD THEY RANCID AS HELL! BUT ME AND MY FELLOW CONGLOMERATES SEE THE CRACKS SHOWIN' AND WE COMIN' TO WHOOP THEY ASSES!
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "LITANY", AS IN A LONG LIST OF COMPLAINTS, PROBLEMS, ETC. I GOT A LITANY OF PROBLEMS WITH KYLE FLETCHER AND THE DON CALLIS FAMILY! BUT IT MAYBE IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON! JON MOXLEY AND THE DEATH RIDERS BEEN COMIN' FOR THE CONGLOMERATION AND THAT SHIT AIN'T GON' STAND!
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "FROLIC", AS IN TO PLAY AND MOVE ABOUT HAPPILY. SOMETIMES THE BEST WAY TO COME BACK FROM A DEFEAT LIKE I GOT AT AEW WRESTLEDREAM IS TO GO BACK TO THE CHICKEN FARM AND SPEND TIME WITH THE FAMILY FROLLICING AND SUCH! REST! RECUPERATE! AND THEN WE BACK AT IT BABY!
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "SEDENTARY", AS IN DOING OR INVOLVING A LOT OF SITTING. I BEEN IN A SOMEWHAT SEDENTARY SITUATION SINCE GETTIN' MY ASS BEAT BY KYLE FLETCHER AT AEW WRESTLEDREAM! ALMOST AS MUCH SITTIN' AS I DID WITH MY FRIENDS IN THE CONGLOMERATION WHILE FILMIN' OUR NEW ENTRANCE VIDEO!
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "ETYMOLOGY", AS IN AN EXPLAINATION OF THE WORLD'S HISTORY. I DON'T NEED NO ETYMOLOGY TO EXPLAIN THE HISTORY OF AMERICA AND AUSTRALIA AND SUCH! I ONLY CARE ABOUT THE HISTORY BETWEEN ME AND KYLE FLETCHER! YOU GOT ONE UP ON ME NOW SON! BUT YOU KNOW WE GON' DO THIS AGAIN!
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "VERITABLE" AS IN BEING THE THING NAMED AND NOT SOMETHING FALSE OR IMAGINARY. IT WAS NOT A VERITABLE WRESTLEDREAM FOR ME LAST NIGHT AS I GOT MY ASS BEAT BY KYLE FLETCHER! BUT WHEN YOU GET KNOCKED DOWN YOU NEED SOME FRIENDS TO GET YOU BACK UP JUST LIKE THE CONGLOMERATION!
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "MUSE", AS IN TO THINK ABOUT SOMETHING CAREFULLY OR THOROUGHLY. TONIGHT! AEW WRESTLEDREAM! YOU KNOW IT GON' BE ME WHOOPIN' KYLE FLETCHERS ASS AND TAKIN' HIS TNT TITLE! HE AIN'T GON' HAVE NO TIME TO MUSE ABOUT IT! HE JUST GON' LOSE & DRY HIS TEARS ON DON CALLIS' BALD ASS!
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "KIBOSH", AS IN SOMETHING THAT STOPS, ENDS, OR PREVENTS SOMETHING. TOMORROW NIGHT! AEW WRESTLEDREAM! I'M GON' BUT THE KIBOSH ON KYLE FLETCHER'S REIGN AS TNT CHAMPION AND TURN HIS WRESTLEDREAM INTO A WRESTLENIGHTMARE! KYLE! I'M GON' WHOOP YOUR ASS SON!
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "BIANNUAL", AS IN HAPPENING TWICE A YEAR OR EVERY TWO YEARS. LAST NIGHT WE HAD OUR SECOND 3 HOUR PRE-PPV DYNAMITE COLLISION SPECIAL! I DON'T KNOW IT IT GON' BE BIANNUAL BUT I DO KNOW I CONGLOMERATED WITH THE TAG CHAMPS BRODIDO ADD WHOOPED SOME DON CALLIS FAMILY ASS!
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "COALESCE", AS IN TO COME TOGETHER TO FORM ONE GROUP OR MASS. ANOTHER THING THAT BRINGS THING TOGETHER OTHER THAN COALESCE IS A CONGLOMERATION! TONIGHT ON AEW DYNAMITE & COLLISION WE GOT THE CONGLOMERATION O.G'S ORANGE CASSIDY & KYLE O'REILLY VS THE JUNIOR DEATH RIDERS!
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "UTOPIA", AS IN AN IMAGINARY PLACE IN WHICH EVERYTHING IS PERFECT. I LOVE WORKIN' IN THE AEW BUT IT'D BE EVEN BETTER IF WE GOT RID OF THAT DAMN DON CALLIS FAMILY! IT MIGHT EVEN BE LIKE A UTOPIA! MAYBE THE DEATH RIDERS TOO! THEM FOLKS ARE CRAZY AND VIOLENT AS HELL!
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "PENULTIMATE", AS IN OCCURRING IMMEDIATELY BEFORE THE LAST ONE. KYLE FLETCHER HAS ALREADY HAD HIS PENULTIMATE TNT TITLE DEFENSE BECAUSE THIS SATURDAY AT AEW WRESTLEDREAM IS GON' BE HIS LAST ONE CUS' I'MMA WHOOP HIS ASS AND TAKE HIS TITLE!
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "IMPRIMATUR", AS IN FORMAL APPROVAL OR PERMISSION. THE CONGLOMERATION BEEN CONGLOMERATIN' ON AEW COLLISION WHILE I BEEN AT THE FARM! SHE KNOW SHE DON'T NEED IT BUT WILLOW NIGHTINGALE ASKED FOR MY IMPRIMATUR TO LEAD THE WAY IN THE BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW AND SHE KICKED ASS!
THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "LANGUID", AS IN SHOWING OR HAVING VERY LITTLE ENERGY, FORCE, OR ACTIVITY. THERE AIN'T NOBODY IN AEW WHO CAN BE BETTER DESCRIBED AS LANGUID AS THE MAIN MAN OF THE CONGLOMERATION, MY BOY ORANGE CASSIDY! HE LANGUID AS HELL! UNLESS YOU PISS HIM OFF THEN HE'LL WHOOP YO' ASS!