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SAPPH
@briansapph.bsky.social
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Blerd | Hip-Hop Head | Gamer | Black Af | Traveler | Podcaster (with good sense) | Poly | Roller Coaster Enthusiast | https://lnk.bio/BrianSapph
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post a photo of yourself smiling, preferably showing teeth.

the duck lips and mean mugs are cute but tired. let us see your joy! 😁🫶🏾

Here’s me:
Mind you, whether you know the truth about the shutdown or you believe the republicans lies about it, at the end of the day we’re all collectively blaming the same body of people who vote on and are responsible for this matter…that should tell you where this country of divided people is headed
The government is shut down over money but they’re still taking taxes out of our paychecks and the ones causing the shutdown are the only government workers still getting a paycheck…that don’t sound crazy to yall?? 🤨
Yes, fake and toxic
13. Are there any forms of love you reject?
Maybe 10 years ago. I was in a relationship with a woman I knew early in the dating stage that I should not be with…I don’t fully understand why I stayed so long but she was taking me through there 🫠
8. When was the last time you self sabotaged yourself?
Not trying to better myself
6. What does failure look like to you?
Being in complete control of my day without having to worry about money or having a need to make money
5. What does success mean to you?
Them gender wars conversations…I want to normalize black people especially (given the systemic oppression and racism of it all) doing what works best for you and yours, so I’m being the change I want to see and it’s working out amazingly for me 🙌🏾
3. What have you tolerated in the past that you have no tolerance for now?
I can make myself love someone but that would require lowering my standards, changing or removing boundaries and changing what attracts and keeps me attracted someone, which are things I can’t or refuse to do
2. If love isn't just a feeling, can you make yourself love someone?
Text if we’re not discussing anything urgent or just having causal conversation

If it’s urgent, call
1. What is your preferred form of communication?
No because Talenti really be hard af to open tho! 😂 Tell her to press down on the top at the same time she’s twisting it open!
My homegirl is on FaceTime crashing out about not being able to open her Talenti ice cream:

“Why tf did they put a gotdamn chastity belt on my shit”
“You need Morse code to open this mf’er”
“They put a eviction padlock on this shit”
“I need to call 911 and ask them to bring the jaws of life”
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😂 your autocorrect was determined to see you fail 🤣
It’s really getting out of hand
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My sister has been working in healthcare for years, hiring and firing folks. Now all of a sudden she needs ChatGPT to give her terminations some flair and I just…ugh
One of my coworkers is a huge fan of chatGPT because he likes the way it writes his emails…I told him I’ve never used chatGPT, he asked why, I said I’m smart enough to organize my thoughts into emails and proof read them on my own…yall that was on Monday, he has spoken to me since 😂😂😂
Look at my typo/missing word laughing at me now 🤣

*he has not or hasn’t spoken to me since
Mind you all I did was answer his question about why I MYSELF don’t use it, I didn’t say anything about him directly…indirectly though I understand his frustration 😂😂😂
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Oh he big mad! 😅
One of my coworkers is a huge fan of chatGPT because he likes the way it writes his emails…I told him I’ve never used chatGPT, he asked why, I said I’m smart enough to organize my thoughts into emails and proof read them on my own…yall that was on Monday, he has spoken to me since 😂😂😂
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Love this.
One of my coworkers is a huge fan of chatGPT because he likes the way it writes his emails…I told him I’ve never used chatGPT, he asked why, I said I’m smart enough to organize my thoughts into emails and proof read them on my own…yall that was on Monday, he has spoken to me since 😂😂😂
Exactly lol which is what happens when people don’t understand the real reason things were created and why they gravitate towards it 😂
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Triggering an existential spiral >>>
One of my coworkers is a huge fan of chatGPT because he likes the way it writes his emails…I told him I’ve never used chatGPT, he asked why, I said I’m smart enough to organize my thoughts into emails and proof read them on my own…yall that was on Monday, he has spoken to me since 😂😂😂
One of my coworkers is a huge fan of chatGPT because he likes the way it writes his emails…I told him I’ve never used chatGPT, he asked why, I said I’m smart enough to organize my thoughts into emails and proof read them on my own…yall that was on Monday, he has spoken to me since 😂😂😂
Failing an open book exam on the legalities behind thee most important part of what would’ve been their job is incredible…the crazy part is an open book exam is actually a good way weed out bad candidates because if they couldn’t even find the answers to and open book exam then how they gon find…😂😂😂
New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST