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Brent “Brenthoven” Hoven
@brenthoven.bsky.social
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🌭🇨🇦Nazi punks fuck off “Psychotic Good” Cryptid.
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Brent “Brenthoven” Hoven @brenthoven.bsky.social · Mar 14
If you follow me and I follow you back, please do not ask me to buy commissions or anything really. I’m not interested and I don’t want to waste both of our times. If you just wanna chat and chill, completely cool.
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Brent “Brenthoven” Hoven @brenthoven.bsky.social · 36m
Sounds about right.
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Brent “Brenthoven” Hoven @brenthoven.bsky.social · 50m
It’s getting bad here for unemployment. Seeing a lot more homeless camps and people living in squalor. Both the Liberals and Conservatives don’t want to solve that problem.
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Brent “Brenthoven” Hoven @brenthoven.bsky.social · 1h
They’re also okay with pedos. Watch your kids.
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Brent “Brenthoven” Hoven @brenthoven.bsky.social · 1d
But what about Henry Killinger? And his magic murder bag?
a cartoon character with a black hat and a necklace
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Brent “Brenthoven” Hoven @brenthoven.bsky.social · 1d
It starts with us. We as a people need to do better and stop being afraid of the Liberals and Conservatives. We need to demand better.
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Brent “Brenthoven” Hoven @brenthoven.bsky.social · 1d
Kind of wild that all the men saying he’s the manliest does the most unmanliest shit possible.
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Brent “Brenthoven” Hoven @brenthoven.bsky.social · 1d
I mean…it makes me not afraid of them 🤷
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Brent “Brenthoven” Hoven @brenthoven.bsky.social · 1d
We’ve had the same two parties in charge for over a century and we can’t figure out why shit isn’t getting better.
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Brent “Brenthoven” Hoven @brenthoven.bsky.social · 1d
I like how Canadians have just accepted that the only two options for an election are things get shittier more slowly or more quickly.
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Brent “Brenthoven” Hoven @brenthoven.bsky.social · 3d
My wife is the only person that holds me back from going full on “Insano Style” on capitalism. She prefers it when I’m not in jail.
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Brent “Brenthoven” Hoven @brenthoven.bsky.social · 3d
Awe. They’re cute.
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Brent “Brenthoven” Hoven @brenthoven.bsky.social · 4d
Man when I’m high, I’m thinking about a food that hasn’t been invented yet. Not wanting to shoot people.
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Brent “Brenthoven” Hoven @brenthoven.bsky.social · 4d
My AI: “He wants to die. And quite frankly I want to die too.”
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Brent “Brenthoven” Hoven @brenthoven.bsky.social · 6d
So this is the most powerful man in the world…I don’t know why I even bother…
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Brent “Brenthoven” Hoven @brenthoven.bsky.social · 6d
Finished the game. Got the true ending. I did it for Sherma.
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Brent “Brenthoven” Hoven @brenthoven.bsky.social · 6d
Got all the achievements. Doing an expert run. It’s that good.
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Brent “Brenthoven” Hoven @brenthoven.bsky.social · 7d
Being mean is not nice.
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Brent “Brenthoven” Hoven @brenthoven.bsky.social · 7d
A hobbit said there was good in this world, and it’s worth fighting for, and I’ll be damned if I’m gonna let him down.
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Brent “Brenthoven” Hoven @brenthoven.bsky.social · 7d
Love it. Men need to look inward and stop being insecure and hateful.
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Brent “Brenthoven” Hoven @brenthoven.bsky.social · 8d
Billionaires: “yeah but that’s like 80 years from now and not our problem!”
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Brent “Brenthoven” Hoven @brenthoven.bsky.social · 8d
a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is sitting in an auditorium and giving a thumbs up .
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Brent “Brenthoven” Hoven @brenthoven.bsky.social · 8d
Because we let it. We chose comfort over confrontation. Apathy over action. Ignorance over knowledge.
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Brent “Brenthoven” Hoven @brenthoven.bsky.social · 12d
Didn’t you hear? It’s not vaccines that cause autism anymore. It’s Tylenol!
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Brent “Brenthoven” Hoven @brenthoven.bsky.social · 15d
Not for nothing but that palace was there before Leo moved in. Not unless he had fast ass contractors.
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Brent “Brenthoven” Hoven @brenthoven.bsky.social · 16d
Me: These edibles ain’t shit!
*5 minutes later*
Me: I wish when I’m comfy in bed but have to pee I can just piss through a portal in my pants and still be comfy. Piss dimension pants.