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Brad Goodson

@bradleygoodson.bsky.social

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Widower, dog lover, resister and father of two amazing human beings. I wouldn't vote for a republican if you put a gun to my head. No unsolicited DMs

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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 6h

I literally….just involuntarily spit out iced tea when I read this. It made my day. Laughter is the best medicine.

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Brad Goodson @bradleygoodson.bsky.social · 5h

Every excuse he uses to delay is an obvious lie so applying Occam's Razor all that remains is, yes, he's covering for pedophiles.

Brad Goodson @bradleygoodson.bsky.social · 5h

Woman, you could wear a burlap sack and still look great.

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Brad Goodson @bradleygoodson.bsky.social · 6h

Such a glamorous life you lead

Brad Goodson @bradleygoodson.bsky.social · 6h

Try this: American consumers were taxed $35 billion in the month of October by trump's tariffs

Brad Goodson @bradleygoodson.bsky.social · 6h

don't you mean America's hot mom?

Brad Goodson @bradleygoodson.bsky.social · 10h

I used to ask my wife if she knew where something or other was. She couldn't tell me. She had to get up and locate the item through some kind of psychic echo location only possessed by those who had given birth.

Brad Goodson @bradleygoodson.bsky.social · 11h

On what authority are they pulling over cars and blocking traffic?

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Brad Goodson @bradleygoodson.bsky.social · 11h

If they think that ICE agents are free to break laws and violate the 4th amendment they are wrong.

Brad Goodson @bradleygoodson.bsky.social · 11h

So they're dropping teargas in neighborhoods now? Where children and elderly people live? These people need to be arrested. The idea that a feral gang of street thugs could be given chemical weapons is insane.

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Brad Goodson @bradleygoodson.bsky.social · 1d

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Brad Goodson @bradleygoodson.bsky.social · 1d

You're killing me

Brad Goodson @bradleygoodson.bsky.social · 1d

This is not just an apt metaphor for the trump administration, it's a crime. It is also an insult to the American people, past, present and future.

Brad Goodson @bradleygoodson.bsky.social · 1d

That's a YOU problem

Brad Goodson @bradleygoodson.bsky.social · 1d

My dog won't let me sleep past 5:30

Brad Goodson @bradleygoodson.bsky.social · 1d

Have a great weekend and don't forget to tell the people you love that you love them.

Brad Goodson @bradleygoodson.bsky.social · 1d

The entire country is a "free speech zone"

Brad Goodson @bradleygoodson.bsky.social · 2d

What is happening to the White House is a crime. It is also an insult to every American past, present and future. All republicans are complicit in this outrage.

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Brad Goodson @bradleygoodson.bsky.social · 2d

Get a ladder. You can go anywhere. People will hold the door for you

Brad Goodson @bradleygoodson.bsky.social · 2d

In the Pacific?

Brad Goodson @bradleygoodson.bsky.social · 2d

My work hours made me available to drive neighborhood kids home from school. After dropping of all the kids, save my daughter, she would let loose an enormous fart that she had clearly been holding all day. Ah, the bonding moments.

Brad Goodson @bradleygoodson.bsky.social · 3d

Been a little busy? The whole fucking house has been on a paid vacation for weeks. Cut back on the Grindr dates Mike, and do your fucking job.

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Brad Goodson @bradleygoodson.bsky.social · 3d

Sargent Schultz here is second in line to the presidency. He needs to keep up with shit going on in his own party. He is the most odious prevaricator I've ever seen.

The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 3d

Mike Johnson doesn't know sh*t

Brad Goodson @bradleygoodson.bsky.social · 3d

1940s. No contest

Brad Goodson @bradleygoodson.bsky.social · 3d

That's a joke. It's Washington. We're famous for rain.