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Tenebrad - My name is always scary MY CULTURE IS NOT A COSTUME

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I post mainly about movies and the drudgeries of existence. Please enjoy my inane observations Pervert vampire film scholar and giallo enjoyer 📽️ He/Him

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Tenebrad - My name is always scary MY CULTURE IS NOT A COSTUME @bradislove.bsky.social · Jan 3

Opening up Bluesky to visit all the little friends that live in my phone

Scene from King of the Hill. Hank's mom is staring lovingly at some miniature figurines

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Tenebrad - My name is always scary MY CULTURE IS NOT A COSTUME @bradislove.bsky.social · 2h

The people at the name tag factory decided to add an unnecessary exclamation point, but at least they respectfully capitalized Movies. They must love them even more than I do

A name tag that reads BRAD with the text underneath reading "I love Movies!

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Tenebrad - My name is always scary MY CULTURE IS NOT A COSTUME @bradislove.bsky.social · 3h

Me: "OK, I have taxes and insurance due soon, better start tightening my belt and stick to the essentials"

Also Me: "Wow, Demon Wind on blu-ray is half off today? I'd be a fool NOT to buy this!"

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Tenebrad - My name is always scary MY CULTURE IS NOT A COSTUME @bradislove.bsky.social · 4h

"Don't worry, we never use AI in an EVIL way, except when we do, and so on and so forth"

“The essence of Tippett Studio is still there. The models have been manufactured, and they’re 100% done internally… we don’t incorporate any outside ones from the AI outside of assisting in animation and other ones for backgrounds and so on and so forth.”

Tenebrad - My name is always scary MY CULTURE IS NOT A COSTUME @bradislove.bsky.social · 4h

I understand that it's marketing and they have to show you what's inside the tortilla, but it's funny how Taco Bell ads always show the burritos with their foreskin pulled all the way back

A Taco Bell promo image of a Cool Dude holding a chili cheese burrito right in your goddamn face. The burrito's innards are unnaturally exposed for visibility

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Tenebrad - My name is always scary MY CULTURE IS NOT A COSTUME @bradislove.bsky.social · 18h

I've been down in the dumps all day, but it turns out I just needed to eat a bunch of potatoes

Tenebrad - My name is always scary MY CULTURE IS NOT A COSTUME @bradislove.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah I'm only two episodes into the first season but it's not clear why I should care about any of these people or what they're doing yet. Might give it one more chance before I give up on it

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Tenebrad - My name is always scary MY CULTURE IS NOT A COSTUME @bradislove.bsky.social · 1d

I usually like most of James Gunn's work, but I'm sure not enjoying Peacemaker for some reason. I find it aggressively annoying even though it's not stylistically all that different from his usual stuff. Can't put my finger on it.

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Tenebrad - My name is always scary MY CULTURE IS NOT A COSTUME @bradislove.bsky.social · 1d

I would eat the personal pan pizza in front of my own hungry family. They didn't read shit. I EARNED this.

Fuad Ramses @fuadramses2.bsky.social · 1d

Scam to make the rest of the family buy Pizza Hut! 😆

Tenebrad - My name is always scary MY CULTURE IS NOT A COSTUME @bradislove.bsky.social · 1d

I could have used all that time I wasted reading on learning a trade and getting a job so that I can buy my own pizzas. Pizza Hut doesn't want us to realize this because they're in the pocket of Big Book.

Tenebrad - My name is always scary MY CULTURE IS NOT A COSTUME @bradislove.bsky.social · 1d

Those little pizzas that Pizza Hut gives kids for reading books are not worth it.

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 2d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

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Tenebrad - My name is always scary MY CULTURE IS NOT A COSTUME @bradislove.bsky.social · 1d

The cutest

Tenebrad - My name is always scary MY CULTURE IS NOT A COSTUME @bradislove.bsky.social · 1d

I forgot how much time these dumb kids spend talking about who they have crushes on

Tenebrad - My name is always scary MY CULTURE IS NOT A COSTUME @bradislove.bsky.social · 1d

Now seated for a 25th anniversary screening of Battle Royale
#Filmsky 📽️

A Japanese movie poster Battle Royale (2000). It's like a class photo of a bunch of students who are probably always very nice to one another

Tenebrad - My name is always scary MY CULTURE IS NOT A COSTUME @bradislove.bsky.social · 1d

Predator Badlands looks GOOD

Tenebrad - My name is always scary MY CULTURE IS NOT A COSTUME @bradislove.bsky.social · 1d

That level of earnestness could be toxic in the hands of someone desperate to win an Oscar

Tenebrad - My name is always scary MY CULTURE IS NOT A COSTUME @bradislove.bsky.social · 1d

Now seated for a 25th anniversary screening of Battle Royale
#Filmsky 📽️

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Tenebrad - My name is always scary MY CULTURE IS NOT A COSTUME @bradislove.bsky.social · 1d

You're dominating the "post posts you don't like" trend

Tenebrad - My name is always scary MY CULTURE IS NOT A COSTUME @bradislove.bsky.social · 1d

An employee was waving people into the Pop Mart in the mall, and I told him I didn't quite understand their store. After he patiently explained it to me, I nodded and said "Well OK, that sounds fun. I hope everyone has a good time!" and walked away

I meant it, but I definitely sounded unwell

Tenebrad - My name is always scary MY CULTURE IS NOT A COSTUME @bradislove.bsky.social · 2d

I might watch that again too soon. I watched Azrael last night and now I need more Samara Weaving

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Tenebrad - My name is always scary MY CULTURE IS NOT A COSTUME @bradislove.bsky.social · 2d

Since we're celebrating all things Italian today, I had an authentic Italian pizza pie for lunch. Mama mia, you can really taste the hospitaliano
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A Lean Cuisine "Pizza" with spinach and mushrooms on it. It looks pale and gross.

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Ghoul-jin Rondo @gaijinrando.bsky.social · 2d

The members of Goblin. This would be a much better country if we celebrated Goblin Day every October rather than Columbus Day.

youtu.be/esUBqxsiJ-s?...

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Tenebrad - My name is always scary MY CULTURE IS NOT A COSTUME @bradislove.bsky.social · 2d

Looks like they blocked me after I posted this. Dang I guess I won't be able to appreciate the worst Facebook "content" reposted here without even the effort of adding alt text.

Tenebrad - My name is always scary MY CULTURE IS NOT A COSTUME @bradislove.bsky.social · 2d

Name an Italian more worthy of an American holiday than Columbus

Isabella Rossellini in one of her Green Porno films titled "Seduce Me Duck"'in Which she is dressed like a duck and is being mounted from behind by an amorous cardboard cutout of a mallard

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Tenebrad - My name is always scary MY CULTURE IS NOT A COSTUME @bradislove.bsky.social · 2d

Posting on Bluesky at home vs posting on Bluesky at work

Stock photo of an older gentleman in a blue shirt holding a smart phone in front of him while wearing a wide eyed ambiguously befuddled face

Same stock photo guy as the previous image except he's wearing a suit now. He's still holding his phone and looks about 10% more upset

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Tenebrad - My name is always scary MY CULTURE IS NOT A COSTUME @bradislove.bsky.social · 2d

Hmmm, there's a 25th anniversary screening of Battle Royale happening tonight. Maybe I should re-embrace my late night party animal lifestyle and stay out past 9:00pm on a work night 😎 🎸,🚬🍺

Tenebrad - My name is always scary MY CULTURE IS NOT A COSTUME @bradislove.bsky.social · 2d

Imagine pulling the "You don't understand comedy" card immediately after copying and pasting unfunny Chat GPT junk from Facebook

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