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Boxcar Michael @boxcarmichael.bsky.social · 16h

The Springsteen release of “electric” Nebraska demos is 🔥. The Born in the USA demo sounds like the protest song it always should have been and not an anthem to boomers.

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Boxcar Michael @boxcarmichael.bsky.social · 16h

Does your wife have more than 30 pairs of shoes? If so then yes. If not then no.

I don’t make the rules.

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Boxcar Michael @boxcarmichael.bsky.social · 16h

Maybe just don’t bet on pro sports and buy your kid some shoes instead. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Boxcar Michael @boxcarmichael.bsky.social · 6d

Hello, MTV. Welcome to my crib.

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Boxcar Michael @boxcarmichael.bsky.social · 14d

The “I’m sitting this election out over one issue” folks are the most privileged pieces of shit I’ve ever encountered.

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Boxcar Michael @boxcarmichael.bsky.social · 19d

This also.

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Boxcar Michael @boxcarmichael.bsky.social · 19d

Ten minutes into the Netflix Ed Gein show and I dont think Charlie Hunnams voice is going to let me finish. He sounds like a muppet.

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Boxcar Michael @boxcarmichael.bsky.social · Sep 17

Greg Abott rushing to blame anything on a trans person.

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Boxcar Michael @boxcarmichael.bsky.social · Sep 17

Free speech was fun while it lasted.

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Boxcar Michael @boxcarmichael.bsky.social · Sep 13

Looks like she’s taken up the grift for herself now.

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Boxcar Michael @boxcarmichael.bsky.social · Sep 10

Saw the video it was brutal. Not cheering for this. They want us to cheer for it so they can somehow justify every ghoulish thing they are doing.

Nope.

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Boxcar Michael @boxcarmichael.bsky.social · Aug 23

Honey Don’t is a super horny movie. Give it all the awards.

Boxcar Michael @boxcarmichael.bsky.social · Aug 18

Also a lefty who plays right. ✌🏼

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Boxcar Michael @boxcarmichael.bsky.social · Aug 17

Going to Buffalo to see Lamar opening day. Not gonna wear any ravens gear bc I’ve seen too many Tik toks of NFL fans being stupid but for sure wearing something Louisville.

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Boxcar Michael @boxcarmichael.bsky.social · Aug 17

Saturday night sloppy noodling with the telecaster. #telecaster

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Boxcar Michael @boxcarmichael.bsky.social · Aug 14

When I was new on twitter with 15 followers he retweeted me and told Louisville twitter to follow me bc he thought I was funny. That tweet brought some amazing friends into my life. He was a giant muddy pawed puppy of a person. Here’s one for the playlist.

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I Feel Too Young to Die by South San Gabriel on Apple Music

Song · 2005 · Duration 4:57

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Boxcar Michael @boxcarmichael.bsky.social · Aug 13

I’m so sorry Dawn.

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Boxcar Michael @boxcarmichael.bsky.social · Aug 13

I know this is small picture but every time I see ICE kidnap someone, I worry about their pets. Like these people left the house not knowing they would never see their pets again.

He can’t have a heart attack soon enough for me.

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Boxcar Michael @boxcarmichael.bsky.social · Aug 13

Joe vs The Volcano but updated for modern misery

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Boxcar Michael @boxcarmichael.bsky.social · Aug 13

I have and it would be losing my wife due to medical policies or other random MAGA BS. I’ve also thought about this question and wondered how many people wouldn’t go out alone.

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Boxcar Michael @boxcarmichael.bsky.social · Aug 12

Two year gotcha day for Kiwi Herman. (baron Von Shitbox)

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Boxcar Michael @boxcarmichael.bsky.social · Aug 12

The Venn diagram of guys who open carry and the guys that suffer from micro penis.

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Boxcar Michael @boxcarmichael.bsky.social · Aug 11

Remember when we were kids and family members told us Ozzy was a satanist and evil and then you grow up and find out Ozzy was a total gem and the family members who told you otherwise are the type of people who would have ratted out Anne Frank.

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Boxcar Michael @boxcarmichael.bsky.social · Aug 11

I think instead of a $59, 000 bonus every ICE agent should get dick cancer.

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Boxcar Michael @boxcarmichael.bsky.social · Aug 9

Weapons is one of the most original fucked up horror movies I’ve ever seen.

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