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The god of wine's retired drinking buddy, now narrating the internet. Making funny, drunken meme voiceovers. Follow for ancient chaos, modern laughs. 🎙️🍷 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BoSileno

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BoSileno @bosileno.bsky.social · 19h

Drain the cup! The past is a ghost and the future a phantom. Only the wine in your hand and the music in your ears are real.

#SilenusUncorkedFeast #quotes #art #painting #edwardmunch

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BoSileno @bosileno.bsky.social · 19h

Drain the cup! The past is a ghost and the future a phantom. Only the wine in your hand and the music in your ears are real.

#SilenusUncorkedFeast #quotes #art #painting #edwardmunch

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BoSileno @bosileno.bsky.social · 3d

Let us drink. Not to gods, who do not need it, nor to men, who do not deserve it. Let us drink to the brief, glorious moment when we forget both.

#SilenusUncorkedFeast #quotes #satire #art #painting

BoSileno @bosileno.bsky.social · 5d

It all makes sense now. The dramatic monologues, the existential dread, the running away from his problems... the creature was 100% French.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vEO...

#Frankenstein #French

BoSileno @bosileno.bsky.social · 12d

The trees do not scheme, the rivers do not plot. They simply are. Your great tragedy is that you have forgotten how to do the same.

#SilenusUncorkedFeast #quotes #art #painting #vasilikandinski

BoSileno @bosileno.bsky.social · 12d

I saw someone in a full knight costume ordering a latte this morning. And yeah, I literally was jealous. What's the weirdest/coolest thing you've seen on campus??
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiQY...

#Pikachu #collegevibes

BoSileno @bosileno.bsky.social · 19d

This list for the vets was shockingly accurate. But let's settle the real debate: Who is the most valuable person to have in your group?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPsP...

#zombieapocalypse #zombies

BoSileno @bosileno.bsky.social · Sep 19

Okay, let's settle this: Who was REALLY in the wrong here? The howler or the one who made him howl? 🤔
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mIV...

#workplacehumor #workmemes #awoo

BoSileno @bosileno.bsky.social · Sep 14

What "emotional support" item or person would you bring to a meeting like this?
youtube.com/watch?v=3s2k...

#clown #getfired #LegalAdviceUK

BoSileno @bosileno.bsky.social · Sep 6

This isn't even a joke, it's the fatal flaw of crypto. All the blockchain security in the world doesn't stop a $5 wrench.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nPb...

#wrenchattack #bitcoin #crypto

BoSileno @bosileno.bsky.social · Sep 6

This is unironically a perfect demonstration of Diogenes' entire philosophical method. 10/10, no notes.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgdZ...

#Diogenes #Plato #Philosophy

BoSileno @bosileno.bsky.social · Aug 26

Was the manager's response brilliant or a bit too far? There's no such thing as 'the customer is always right' in my book.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww9A...

#Karen #France

BoSileno @bosileno.bsky.social · Aug 23

We are upgrading Windows' name, not its functionality

BoSileno @bosileno.bsky.social · Aug 20

Wait, are we sure New Yorkers aren't part shark?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEYi...

#shark #newyork

BoSileno @bosileno.bsky.social · Aug 16

What's the most ridiculous superstition you actually follow? Don't worry, this is a safe space.
youtu.be/JSkcaqcjMPY

#PharaohsCurse #Voiceover #Tumblr

BoSileno @bosileno.bsky.social · Aug 12

The Joker wouldn't hate Spider-Man. He'd find him hilarious and want to team up. Change my mind.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aff7...

#batman #spiderman #joker

BoSileno @bosileno.bsky.social · Aug 9

The struggle is what makes Peter Parker relatable. He was a better character before Tony Stark started solving all his money problems.
youtu.be/S02EwqczS38

#spiderman #ironman

BoSileno @bosileno.bsky.social · Aug 9

The PB&J story is a classic, but the raw egg revenge is just next-level. This is a red flag, not a joke. Who else thinks this is a bit too far?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYPD...

#gaslighting #trueoffmychest #relationships

BoSileno @bosileno.bsky.social · Aug 2

Leaders reflect the average person in their country. They choose similar people to replace them.

BoSileno @bosileno.bsky.social · Jul 29

Anyone else suddenly craving Turkish Delight, or is it just the latent mind-control working?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YBZ...

#turkishdelight #narnia

BoSileno @bosileno.bsky.social · Jul 27

I was old before I was young, and wise before I was foolish — such is the way of the god’s chosen fool.

#silenusuncorkedfeast #quotes #art #painting #vasilikandinski

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BoSileno @bosileno.bsky.social · Jul 27

Admit it, we've all tried to pull a 'Ship of Thesaurus' at least once. What's your worst synonym fail?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ro8...

#shipoftheseus #rogeting #plagiarism

BoSileno @bosileno.bsky.social · Jul 26

Okay, but seriously, which other two Harry Potter fanfic writers started cults? Don't leave us hanging!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULiG...

#SnapeWives #Snape #SeverusSnape #HarryPotter

BoSileno @bosileno.bsky.social · Jul 19

Truth walks naked, but it helps to wrap it in a good story and a better wine.

#SilenusUncorked #quotes #satire #art #painting

BoSileno @bosileno.bsky.social · Jul 19

Am I the only one who thinks the real joke is that Clark is so bad at having a secret identity? Everyone roasts Perry, but Clark is the one not even trying.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVkR...

#superman #clarkkent #dccomics

BoSileno @bosileno.bsky.social · Jul 16

Let's be real, you can't call it 'migration.' Migration implies intent. The coconuts are just lazy drifters, not brave explorers. Change my mind.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHP5...

#coconut #migration