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Boppa Poopity

@boppapoopity.bsky.social

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Just the Curmudgeon of Forest Park, yelling at the wind and giving out free bad advice to random people, unfortunate enough to be in my field of vision. Tips accepted.

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Boppa Poopity @boppapoopity.bsky.social · Dec 6

I have been lurking here for several weeks. I am enjoying the environment here like a puppy dog in a world of fire hydrants. I finally clicked my first post, because I want to pace my likes and I am so slow, it takes me an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

Boppa Poopity @boppapoopity.bsky.social · 8h

Alan Sherman, Hello Mudder, Hello Fadder.

Boppa Poopity @boppapoopity.bsky.social · 8h

Too bad there's no family plan for incarceration.

Boppa Poopity @boppapoopity.bsky.social · 8h

I am impressed with your work. I am not allowed to do anything with sharp objects. It's just better for all involved.

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Boppa Poopity @boppapoopity.bsky.social · 9h

I've heard the same thing about chlamydia, except you wouldn't get it from your family, unless you're MAGA.

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Boppa Poopity @boppapoopity.bsky.social · 9h

Be still my beating heart 💓!!!

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Boppa Poopity @boppapoopity.bsky.social · 10h

How many of these Twittler youth come from single parent households? I remember a wise man talking about wayward kids being screwed up, because of the single parent dynamic, or lack thereof. Take these kids out old school, Professor!

Boppa Poopity @boppapoopity.bsky.social · 10h

Bigly afraid of facts.

Boppa Poopity @boppapoopity.bsky.social · 10h

Oh the things I would do for some chicken... wait, did I say that out loud?

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Boppa Poopity @boppapoopity.bsky.social · 10h

Years ago, I learned this betting at the horse track.

Boppa Poopity @boppapoopity.bsky.social · 10h

Long story short. I won this album from an AM radio station in the early 80's. This song has been an ear worm for decades. In fact I made my music teacher teach me to play the bass line. It still makes me happy. I hope it works for you.