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BootHillBossanova @boothillbossanova.bsky.social · 15m

All you have to do is thank Trump for your service and you'll get your food.

BootHillBossanova @boothillbossanova.bsky.social · 2h

Reminds me of when a family member sent us a photo she took of Melania's Xmas decorations during the first term. They did a *ton* of photoshopping in the official pictures because the pics she took looked like hot trash.

BootHillBossanova @boothillbossanova.bsky.social · 2h

They're literally treating our economy like one of Trump's casinos.

BootHillBossanova @boothillbossanova.bsky.social · 2h

So, they want their bailout now instead of after they totally fuck up the economy. Can't possibly go wrong!

BootHillBossanova @boothillbossanova.bsky.social · 2h

Trump literally tweeted that the shutdown was the reason why Dems did so well yesterday.

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BootHillBossanova @boothillbossanova.bsky.social · 5h

You mean Barack "Never lost a Presidential election" Obama? Glad to see he's still living rent free in Trump's head.

BootHillBossanova @boothillbossanova.bsky.social · 8h

That's fine. Just weld the door shut and pour a couple feet of concrete over it.

BootHillBossanova @boothillbossanova.bsky.social · 8h

It's all vibes-based at this point.

BootHillBossanova @boothillbossanova.bsky.social · 9h

Trump's going to do it anyways and tank so many races. Can't wait.

BootHillBossanova @boothillbossanova.bsky.social · 22h

Gonna miss Barstool Sports

BootHillBossanova @boothillbossanova.bsky.social · 1d

So, it sounds like you might have a defense if you took one of those goons out. Just a law abiding citizen heeding the advice of the FBI while exercising my 2nd amendment rights.

BootHillBossanova @boothillbossanova.bsky.social · 1d

Was gonna say the same. It's likely human standards are lowering to pet food levels.

BootHillBossanova @boothillbossanova.bsky.social · 1d

I'm getting a Walter White after he shed his old identity for a new one.

BootHillBossanova @boothillbossanova.bsky.social · 1d

A relic.

BootHillBossanova @boothillbossanova.bsky.social · 1d

Because no old people are glued to their phones 24/7.

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BootHillBossanova @boothillbossanova.bsky.social · 1d

A younger co-worker of mine gave me some great advice recently. He predicted our roles had a year, tops, before leadership decided we could be replaced by AI. He told me those same apps they want to replace us with can be used by us to replace them - i.e. make our own products & be our own bosses.

BootHillBossanova @boothillbossanova.bsky.social · 1d

Literally give him a gold trophy.

BootHillBossanova @boothillbossanova.bsky.social · 1d

Aced the MRI as well.

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BootHillBossanova @boothillbossanova.bsky.social · 1d

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BootHillBossanova @boothillbossanova.bsky.social · 1d

Stay in school, kids.

BootHillBossanova @boothillbossanova.bsky.social · 1d

As a taxpayer I can't wait for my shares of Westinghouse to arrive. Wait, what?

BootHillBossanova @boothillbossanova.bsky.social · 1d

A senior ICE official tells WIRED: “ Impersonating a federal immigration officer endangers public safety and erodes trust in law enforcement.”

Yes, it's the ICE impersonators who are eroding the public's trust in law enforcement & not the terrorists they're doing an excellent job of impersonating.

BootHillBossanova @boothillbossanova.bsky.social · 1d

“Ensure law enforcement personnel adequality [sic] identify themselves during operations and cooperate with individuals who request further verification"

Adequality? Patel's running a tight ship at the FBI.

BootHillBossanova @boothillbossanova.bsky.social · 1d

How about if they come for your neighbor?

BootHillBossanova @boothillbossanova.bsky.social · 1d

Still waiting for those 2A gun-humpers to do the thing they've been promising to up till now.