Phil Leslie
@boonevillephil.bsky.social
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Arkansan by birth, Pennsylvanian by choice. Following Jesus with the Southern Baptist Convention. Radio broadcaster since 1979. Soliciting will get you blocked!
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Phil Leslie
@boonevillephil.bsky.social
· Sep 23
Emotional Support Gator At Walmart, Rebelious Austrian Nuns, and Hotpot Pee
You are likely to see just about anything inside any given Walmart. But what about an alligator in a shopping cart...in a dress? After 85+ years living the "straight and narrow" as nuns, 3 octogenarian sisters are not about to be told where to retire. When you're young and stupid there's a pretty good chance you're going to do something that will live on well past your retirement. And taking a pee in a pot of soup in a fancy restaurant will guarantee just that.
In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
- Elton John Had His Old Kneecaps Baked Into Jewelry
- Long Island Woman Shoots Neighbor in Face With Flare Gun In A Retirement Community
- A Gambler Jumped Off a Cruise Ship to Avoid His Debt, and Now Owes 15x as Much
- Emotional Support Alligator No Longer Welcome in Pennsylvania Walmart
- A Couple Filed for Divorce...After Being Unable to Agree on a Name for Their Child
- Should a Woman Named "Isis" Get to Keep Her "I AM ISIS" License Plate?
- A Humpty Dumpty Statue Was Stolen from a Mini Golf Place in New Jersey
- Drunk CA Woman Walks to a FL Popeyes Drive-Thru...Demands Baconator
- New Trend: Couples Adding Credit Card Machines to Bars at Weddings/Things That Instantly Ruin a Wedding
- Drunk Driver Claims Her Husband Was Driving, but He Wasn't in the Car
- Canadian Man Charged After Allegedly Making Tunnel to Upstairs Neighbor's Apartment
- Florida Woman Fights Off Alligator To Save Pet Dog
- Defiant Nuns Flee Old Folks Home, Sneak Back To Old Convent
- Cheating Scandal Rocks the "World Stone Skimming Championships"
- FL Boys Cause $50K in Damages to School Library—and Are Turned In By Their Own Moms
- Your Teenager's New Favorite Phrase Is "Clocked It"/Grown-Up Phrases That Your Teenagers Don't Know
- WI Man Upset With 'Devil Music' at Heavy Metal Fest Suspected of Speeding Toward Concertgoers
- Senior Citizens Want to Cancel the Word "Senior" Because It Sounds Old
- Chinese Teens Ordered To Pay $300,000 For Peeing In Restaurant Soup
- Social Media Trend Of "Peeing In Inappropriate Places" Forces MO High School To Close Bathrooms
- Bridesmaid Accidentally Posts Wedding Seating Chart Online, Including Bride's Blunt Notes About Guests
Get the full rundown of all the stupidity from the current events with the Insane Week In Review and meet the 7 new "winners" of stupendous stupidity in this week's Genius Awards!!
www.spreaker.com
Phil Leslie
@boonevillephil.bsky.social
· Sep 20
Phil Leslie
@boonevillephil.bsky.social
· Sep 20
Dorm Room Bear Skinning, Birthday Cake Bottle Rockets, and Brake-Checking An Ambulance
Oh, those silly college kids. They will do just about anything stupid. Sometime illegal...but there's no laws broken when 2 Cornell students bag a bear and skin it in the dorm. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" describes all the gory details. Some parents didn't read the package when they bought birthday candles for their kids because it turned out as a Roman candle event. Those New York drivers always have to feel dominant on the highway. And when an ambulance passes one on its way to an emergency call, one New York motorist, feels it's his job to make a statement.
In this Weekend Episode....
- A Piece of My Mind… Rumor Has It: Society Can’t Function Without Making Stuff Up
- Some ChatGPT Addicts "Can No Longer Write Emails or Make Decisions"
- FBI Tries Burning Seized Methamphetamine At Animal Shelter—Sends 14 Staff Members To Hospital
- NY Driver Tries To “Brake Check” Ambulance Responding To A Call
- Family Accidentally Lit Fireworks Instead of Birthday Candles
- Guy Hires Mariachi Performer to Annoy His Cheating Ex While Making Him Move Out
- Cornell College Students Killed a Bear and Then Skinned It in Their Dorm
Pancho responds to some interesting relationship dealing with having either trust issues or a cheating wife and should you keep your boyfriend or take the inheritance money and run?
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Phil Leslie
@boonevillephil.bsky.social
· Sep 19
Bias: A CBS Insider Exposes How the... book by Bernard Goldberg
Buy a cheap copy of Bias: A CBS Insider Exposes How the... book by Bernard Goldberg. In his nearly thirty years at CBS News, Emmy Award-winner Bernard Goldberg earned a reputation as one of the preemi...
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Phil Leslie
@boonevillephil.bsky.social
· Sep 17
Blue and Red Squirrels, DUI In A Pink Barbie Jeep, & CPR On A Coon
Red Pill or Blue Pill? That was the question in The Matrix. So, where would you find Red Squirrel or Blue Squirrel? In this podcast! You get thirsty for a slurpie & you don't want to walk...and you're a little tipsy...what to do? Grab your daughter's pink Barbie Jeep & head for the 7-Eleven. You have to really love animals to give a coon CPR. And the coon must really love moonshine because it passed out drunk in a pool of water inside a dumpster after eating a moonshine-soaked peach. You get the exclusive story right here.
In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
- A Lady Fell for a Scammer Who Said He Was an Astronaut & Needed Oxygen
- Millennials Put “lol” at the End of Their Texts–Gen Z Thinks It’s Useless
- The New York Times Asks: "Why Are Everyone's Bra Straps Showing These Days?"
- Clueless American Tourists Board Flight to Africa, Thinking It’s Bound for France
- Toddler Missing After Being Handed To Wrong Grandparent At Daycare
- Kids pants sold at Target goes viral—but not for the right reasons
- CA Nudist Resort Residents Sue Management Over Clothing Rule
- A Man Was Arrested for DUI, While Driving a Child-Sized Pink Barbie Jeep
- FL Man In Puppy Costume Strangled Youth Outside Pet Store
- New Term: "Clock Botching"...But No One Agrees on What It Means
- FL Man Bug-Sprayed a Couple...Because They Wouldn't Let Him Cut Line
- Gen Z Employees Need More Praise Than Other Generations
- Japan Has a "Rent-a-Person" Industry, with "Scary People" for Hire
- FL Woman Grabbed Brother's Groin & Choked Mom During Argument Over Missing PlayStation 4 Game
- (Ruh-Roh)...Aunt Blames Niece For Accidentally Eating Dog Food
- FL Woman Sent Nearly 200 Messages To Police, Including "Hey, Fat Piggies"
- Raccoon Got Passed Out Drunk on Peaches—Saved by Nurse Using CPR
- Someone in Connecticut Is Painting Squirrels
- YouTube Survival Contestant Rescued After 18 Hours Lost In Michigan Forest
- 80% of Young Adults Feel Unprepared for Basic Adulting…
- Thieves Stole from T.J. Then Arrested in a Wendy's Drive-Thru Next Door
Get up to date with all the stupidity in the latest current events with the Insane Week In Review and discover the stupdendous stupidity from the real "winners" in this week's Genius Awards!
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Reposted by Phil Leslie
Bluesky Safety
@safety.bsky.app
· Sep 10
Phil Leslie
@boonevillephil.bsky.social
· Sep 13
Nestlé' CEO's "Swiss Miss", Stupid Work Mistakes, and "Phillies Karen"
There was no JumboTron expose like what happened at the Coldplay concert, but it was a hotline that the mistress of the Nestlé CEO put him in "hot chocolate" by reporting his affair with a company employee. It's one thing when the CEO of a major comany makes a stupid work mistake, but what about the regular slobs? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", tells about the one Phillies fan who made the mistake of becoming a "Karen" at a FL Marlins game in FL where she demanded the home run ball a father grabbed for his son...on his birthday...claiming "squatter's rights"...and that was caught on the JumboTron and on ESPN.
In this Weekend Episode...
- A Piece of My Mind… Build It & Confidence Will Come: DIY Projects Are the New “Confidence Boost” Millennials & Gen Z’ers Need
- Fired Nestlé CEO Was Outed By Mistress When She Found Him in Swiss Hotel With ANOTHER Employee
- Singles Are Dating Until They’re ‘Hating’ to Make Breakups Easier
- Guy Won 5K a Week Forever from Publishers Clearing House But the Company Went Bankrupt
- People Are Sharing Their Most STUPIDEST Mistakes at Work
- Group Of Hikers Got “High” Getting High—Needed To Be Rescued After A Debilitating Psychedelic Experience From Magic Mushrooms
- Would You Try Sunscreen-Flavored Ice Cream?
- Philadelphia “Phillies Karen” Goes Viral For Stealing Home Run Ball From 10-y/o Boy
Pancho will respond to some relationship questions on dealing with the annoying laugh by a woman confessed she gets "easily annoyed" when she goes on a blind date and how to move out of the "friend zone" with a girl.
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Phil Leslie
@boonevillephil.bsky.social
· Sep 10
Phil Leslie
@boonevillephil.bsky.social
· Sep 10
It's the guns. Doesn't matter who got shot, the guns aren't worth any of this.
Charlie Kirk, the internet personality and cofounder of Turning Point USA, was shot on Wednesday afternoon at Utah Valley University (UVU), where he was holding an event. His condition is currently unknown.
Phil Leslie
@boonevillephil.bsky.social
· Sep 10
Phil Leslie
@boonevillephil.bsky.social
· Sep 10
A Crime-Fighting Nun, Cracker Barrel Blow-up, and Catfighting At Walmart
The 1960's-era TV show called, The Flying Nun, is nothing compared to the crime-fighting nun of Pittsburgh. Some surprises you may not have realized from the still-ongoing controversy that has really burnt the biscuits at Cracker Barrel. Nothing screams "Walmart" like a knock-down, drag-out involving a crowd of women in the check-out aisle.
In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
- "P as in Pork": A Dermatology Office's Silly Voicemail Is Going Viral
- Fall Is Coming: So It's Almost "Butter Candle" Season Again!
- A Man's Dog Pooped on a Neighbor's Lawn, & She Pulled a Gun on Him
- UK’s Thames River 'Wet Wipe Island' Targeted for Removal
- Man Makes Dirt Bike Sounds, Pretends To Ride Away at Township Meeting
- Customer Tried to Pull Bikini Barista Through Drive-Thru Window
- FL Man Hits Deer, Then He Lies Down Next to It’s Dead Carcass
- Swarm of Bees Attacks MA Students on the 1st Day of School
- God As Her Witness: Crimefighting Pittsburgh Nun Chases Down Credit Card Thief
- Chocolate Tastes Better...If You Eat It While Listening to This Song
- WV Woman Arrested After Throwing a Chihuahua Across A Wendy’s
- A Burglar Was Caught...By an Adult Man in Batman Pajamas
- New Trend: Young People Are Putting Ice in Their Beer
- Woman Charged After Driving Around With Metal Staircase on Her Car
- A Man Was Ejected from a Korn Show for Pleasuring Himself
- PERV Caught “Upskirting” A Video Of A Woman—Said It Was His Job
- Catfight Ensues In Walmart Checkout Line After An Employee Ambushed By A Group Of Women In Front Of The Customer Service Desk…
- 2 Friends Took Turns Wearing Kevlar Helmet, Shooting Each Other
- A Thief Took Someone's Luggage & Was Found Wearing the Stolen Clothes
- 'We'll Speak to Our Dead Via an AI App in 5 Years–& Nobody Will Visit a Cemetery'
- Cracker Barrel Admits They Failed With Rebrand, Cracked Under Pressure–Co-Founder Had Strong Words For the Woke CEO!
And all of the current events with a spin on stupidity with the Insane Week In Review as well as 7 new "winners" of this week's Genius Awards!
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Phil Leslie
@boonevillephil.bsky.social
· Aug 30
Super-Glued Teeth; Catfishing Fishermen; and Hamstering On A Sunroof
Would you trust your teeth to the Tapp Inn Beauty Bar to veneer your teeth...even if they used Gorrilla Glue? Some did and paid a hefty price! There are fishermen posing as interested women on dating apps so they can steal other fishermen's favorite fishing spots. Inspiration for enhancing romance has been found in how hamsters drink water! Curious? My Insane Florida Nephew, "Pancho Guero", will amaze you with what they're doing on a sunroof.
In This Weekend Episode...
- A Piece of My Mind… Church On Sundays Linked, Then Friday Night Lights? Religious Attendance Linked to More Support for Youth Tackle Football
- (Cool, Or Dystopian?)...Brain Implants can Speak Your Mind—Even When You Don't Want To
- FL Woman Arrested For Unlicensed Dental Work—Allegedly Used Superglue on Victims' Teeth
- FL Man Clings to Hood of Speeding Car—Driven By His Girlfriend
- Fella Catfishes Other Guys On Dating Apps To Steal Their Fishing Spots
- People Are Eating Cat Food—& Loving It
- ‘Beef bandit’ Busted For Stealing Hundreds of Dollars’ Worth of Meat From Walmart—in His Pants
- "Hamstering" May Be One of the More Dangerous Sex Positions
Pancho will also answer questions that have to do with parents making their young children pay rent and parents being made to pay for the classroom supplies for their children's teacher! And see of you can do better than Pancho in solving this week's Insane Game Show brainbusters!
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Phil Leslie
@boonevillephil.bsky.social
· Aug 29
DC Mayor Bowser reverses course, admits Trump's federal crime crackdown is working
D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser changed her stance on President Donald Trump's federal officer surge after initially calling it "unsettling," now praising its effectiveness in reducing crime.
www.foxnews.com
Phil Leslie
@boonevillephil.bsky.social
· Aug 27