Boohooligan
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“He’ll make you really happy,” he murmured, knowing it to be true.

But with every beat of his cursed heart, he wished it were his name she was about to speak at the altar.
“Thank you.” She blushed, dipping her head with a shy smile. “And thank you for helping me write my vows.”

Her joy shimmered in the air, sweet and pure, rivalling the grief that enveloped him like toxic smoke. He swallowed, forcing his voice to steady, though it still came out sounding like gravel.
He turned, and the world fell apart. Like a goddess, she was draped in white silk, hair dotted with pearls and eyes bright with nerves and tenderness. His heart melted, his blood sang, his jaw went slack. He clenched his fists to stop himself from reaching for her.

“You’re… beautiful,” he breathed.
He’d known it since the battle had ended, since the moment she’d wrapped her arms around him in relief and gratitude. He’d felt it then, like a Stunning Spell straight to the marrow.

He’d lived and breathed for her ever since. For his mate.

And she had no fucking idea.

“Bill?” she called softly.
Her pulse was rushed and uneven, like she was trying to convince herself of something. His instincts snarled beneath his skin, that strange, primal thing inside him stirring, pulling him towards her with an ache that went deeper than flesh or bone. She was his mate.
It was maddening, the way his senses sharpened in her presence, every nerve, every muscle, every drop of blood thrumming with the same dangerous refrain:

… mine, mine, mine.

Even from across the room, he sensed the faint hitch of her breath and the quickened thrum of her heart.
#hpspicetober2025 #hprarepairs
#Billmione // Unrequited Love // Non-HEA

The scent reached him before she did.

Warm skin, parchment, and sugared almonds; he could have found her in a crowd of thousands. Bill closed his eyes for a heartbeat, breathing her in.
HP Spicetober 2025
Day 16: Sense
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8th year AU will forever have my heart ❤️✨️ #dramione #dhrart
Shit that would’ve made way more sense ahaha. I love the idea of Hermione jumping off a cliff to avoid a forced marriage with Draco and falling into Theo’s arms! Literally didn’t even cross my mind 🤦‍♀️
She was alive. And by the gods, she was the most beautiful thing he’d ever seen.

He sat back, water dripping from his hair, chest heaving. Her lashes fluttered; amber eyes met his, dazed and shining.

“Captain Nott,” she breathed.

He grinned. “At your service, love.”
Theo didn’t so much as bat an eyelid at the threat.

Hooking his fingers beneath the wet corset laces, he tore the silk apart in one wrench, scattering pearls across the jetty.

Her chest jerked, a wet gasp breaking from her lips.

All at once, colour rushed back into the world.
“Come on, sweetheart,” he rasped, shaking her. “Breathe.”

His eyes fell to the cruel cage of her corset. He pressed a tattooed hand to her chest, feeling nothing but the suffocating grip of whalebone.

“Touch her again and the commodore will take those hands at the wrists,” Crabbe warned.
Breaking through, he hauled her onto the dock like treasure from a wreck. Her skin was moon-pale, lips blue.

“Hands off her, Pirate,” Goyle hissed, though Theo ignored him.

He knew this woman; everyone in the Caribbean did. She was Governor Granger’s daughter, the promised bride of Lord Weasley.
The sea slammed into him, cold and unforgiving, but he cut through it until he found her; dark hair floating like spilled ink, wedding gown dragging her down. He caught her by the waist and kicked for the surface, lungs burning.
“We— we can’t swim,” Goyle stammered.

Theo’s laugh was bitter as sea salt. “Pride of the King’s Navy, you are.”

He shoved his pistol and hat into Crabbe’s chest. “Try not to shoot each other.”

Then he dove.
For a heartbeat he thought it was a curtain, then a scream cut through the air and the shape twisted mid-fall.

A woman.

She hit the water with a sound that silenced the docks.

Theo lurched forward, nearly dragging his captors with him. “Well?” he barked. “Will you be saving her, then?”
Theo tuned him out, eyes drifting to the cliff above the harbour. The Governor’s mansion glittered there, a gaudy jewel against the sky.

Then something broke the light.

In slow motion, a shimmer of white silk tumbled over the balustrade.
Commodore Potter would arrive soon to deliver the charges, and by sundown, Theo would hang. Unless, of course, he found yet another way to escape.

“Piracy,” Crabbe mused, counting Theo’s crimes on his thick fingers. “Smuggling. Theft of Crown property—”
#hpspicetober #Theomione
Pirate Au | That one scene in Pirates of the Caribbean | TW Drowning

Theo had been in tighter binds before, though few so dull as this one. Crabbe and Goyle, the Royal Navy’s finest bricks of meat, each had a fist locked around his arms on the sun-baked docks of Port Royal.
HP Spicetober 2025
Day 15: Breathe
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“What say you, Ms. Granger?” 🌵

#dramione #fallout #ghoulcy #dracomalfoy #hermionegranger #theghoul #lucymaclean #fanart #falloutfanart
🤭🤭 I’ve been reading so many historical au’s lately that I literally couldn’t resist
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Got milk? 🥛 #kinktober #dramione #fanart #dracomalfoy
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It's @thedramioneeffect.bsky.social's birthday today and a little fest was organized in her honor because OF COURSE. Have at it! (My contribution is the kind of Draco your mother warned you against) archiveofourown.org/collections/...
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