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It’s like watching Dora the Explorer and Swiper the Fox is stealing right out in the open while Dora is looking under rocks for the culprit. The kids in the audience are going nuts, “He’s right behind you, Dora!” Maybe that’s WSJs new hook.
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It’s a support “team fascism” kinda deal. They can’t win if we don’t lose and they don’t much care if they take the world down in flames to do it. They are constitutionally incapable of admitting error.
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[[[Horst Wesseling Intensifies]]]
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Yeah. That byline. woof.
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My 19 yo daughter is going and so are about a dozen of her friends. I know for a fact that they heard about the protests from me and then spread the word through their socials. Anyway, any plan that has me as a key element for publicity is not a great plan. I’m not scalable.
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These guys aren’t America no matter how many pairs of red, white and blue boxers they’re wearing.
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Also includes federalized state national guard sent to occupy our cities because House Republicans are evil AND stupid. They need to pick a lane.
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Crazy as it sounds this is almost what he’s implying to whip up his brain-rotted conspiracy addled base… Biden deep state sleeper agents in the FBI. Which to their skewed thinking demands the agency be purged.
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Or the phone number of the sukkah builders.
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Truthfully the Portland Frog gives me more hope that we’ll get through this.
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Kinda comes across as cope for not getting the Nobel… but he got a gold star on his urine sample
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Move over thinking about baseball and your parents, destination population zero.
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Wish I had an answer. A significant percentage of the population has absolutely no idea what’s going on. They’re either listening to lies or right wing media isn’t reporting on it at all.
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Republican voters won’t wake up until consequences bite them on the ass and they find out they’re not covered for ass bites because of their preexisting stupidity. Perhaps we should drop leaflets on them from airplanes to get the message across.
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Kind of a big reason why normal human voters should never vote for a Republican again from President all the way down ticket to the local school board. They might not all BE Nazis but they’re all sure ok with being in the same club as Nazis doing Nazi things.
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If someone created a literary character as shallow, vindictive, self-absorbed and buffoonish as Trump they would deserve a Nobel. Like a cross between Benito Mussolini and Ignatius J Riley.
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Man I know PA is purplish but this guy is courting the rusty chainsaw hills have eyes MAGA vote lately.
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Dude shouldn’t put his face that close to a snapping turtle.
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I have a voiceover in my head every time I hear a centrist dem referred to as a radical leftist. Ok, it’s basically a laugh track followed by choking noises and a body hitting the floor.
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Jittery guy busting into a Federalist Society Meeting: “Quick! Is there a taxidermist in the house?”
Fed Soc: 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️🙋🙋‍♀️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️🙋🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️🙋
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They both look like they’re stuck in the middle of morphing into their true final forms.
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Yeah gonna go ahead and not give more money fascist enabler Bezos.
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“Still there” will be the default from now on.