Bonnicula | Vampire Vtuber ⚧
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⸎ Queer Vampire #Vtuber #VNyan Ambassador ⸎ Villainous Queen of Wallachia ⸎ DIY #Unity Sorceress/Game Dev/3D Artist ⸎ She/her ⸎ ⭐ twitch.tv/bonniculalive ⭐ Twitch Partner✔️ ⸎ http://bonniculalive.carrd.co ⸎ Minors SCRAM!
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I'm Bonnicula! I'm your vampire #vtuber warrior queen and I'm looking for brave souls to join me on my adventures!
Enlist Today!
🔸service guarantees citizenship
🔸immunity to unblessed weapons
🔸complimentary spear
🔸retirement mausoleum after three centuries of deployment
bonnicula.bsky.social
so sorry my internet shat the bed right before y'all came in!!
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Tonight! 11:30pm EST!

After last night's humiliation at Omega's dance party, I think it's time Longsword and I sit down and have serious talk about our relationship

God gave me two hands, after all... so let's get a firm grip on Sword And Shield!!

New Relationship Energy tonight!

Join me here!
The "guy looking over his shoulder at other girl" meme but the fella has Bonnicula's face photoshopped in
She is holding hands with appalled Monster Hunter Symbol For Longsword, and leering lustfully at Monster Hunter Symbol For Sword and Shield
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📣 OCEO RETURNS SOON!!!

WITH A BRAND NEW 🎃HALLOWEEN DEBUT!🎃

📆 BE THERE! 20/10/25, 18:30 BST
bonnicula.bsky.social
I don't know, you'd have to ask 7AM me who was still up posting well after my internal censors had gone offline
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hrrrk
..yes that's uh BLEERG
much better
bonnicula.bsky.social
ah, wasn't clear on digimon lore!!
bonnicula.bsky.social
I don't know, industry publications mostly slept on this keynote for some reason???
bonnicula.bsky.social
SHHHHH not where the investors can hear you!!! They need to think it takes three thousand top of the line GPUs if we want them to throw their bags of simoleons our way
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This thread is such a highly specific thread that I fail to describe it in my brain, it's like a stickbug, it's its own thing
bonnicula.bsky.social
here's the c-suite genius of my idea: it's super expensive!!
bonnicula.bsky.social
This thread is gradually crystallizing into a labyrinth of fractal self reskeets that will one day form an inescapable prison for Mark Cuban should he ever wander here
bonnicula.bsky.social
Forgot to close this ouroboros loop
bonnicula.bsky.social
KEYNOTE ADDRESS JUST DROPPED

Investors, prime your wallets!

#investsky #finance #bigmoney #VCsky
bonnicula.bsky.social
OH I SEE but he keeps dodging MY calls to sit down and get this financing deal worked out
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🔥The Flame Sorceress' Blade🔥

Her favored agents of destruction, conjoined
Fire and steel are equally obedient to her will

#3DArt | #VTuber | #fantasy
the viewer is gazing up at Bonnicula, female vampire vtuber adventurer with long white hair, slumped villainously in the nude on a large stone throne which is flanked by two skeletons who are peaking up around each edge. A sword is positioned in front of her, concealing her nether bits, and a conjured flame swirls up around it as magic fiery particles dance around her hands. She is smirking at the viewer.
bonnicula.bsky.social
oh yeah well I read that Dr Emoto whispered the word "poo poo" over a honey jar and it formed octagonal structures, the universal symbol for "stop"
bonnicula.bsky.social
Tonight! 11:30pm EST!

You know what we haven't done in a while?? I bet our Palico misses us to bits!

Let's go hang out with the fuzzball and maybe see if we can't find the new monster everyone's talking about!

JOIN ME AT BASE CAMP!
Bonnicula, female vampire vtuber adventurer with long white hair and gold armor, facing down a gigantic doglike monster from Monster Hunter Wilds with a huge katana in her hand
Monster Hunter Wilds logo is in the foreground
bonnicula.bsky.social
I didn't! I carried them around in a little notebook (which was like a cellphone contact list but made from trees)
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
2? Questions
I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?
bonnicula.bsky.social
I would think that would only cause the drop event to appear when your category was set to Special Events but I guess I'll see if that damn owl is finally banished to the Phantom Zone later tonight
bonnicula.bsky.social
maybe the drops one has expired or something, I don't see anything of the sort in that tab
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original elemental diagram nabbed from @plutoconjunct on twitter ages ago