Jesus of Nazareth -- this big, tough guy -- came up with tears in His eyes, and said, "Sir, thank you for saving Me. You did more for Christianity than anyone since Me."
I said, "Well, Lord, maybe we both had good fathers."
They're saying heaven had its highest ratings ever.
Even though Trump might be an uneducated, illiterate boor, the depressing reality is that he will occupy a place in the history books equivalent to any king who ever lived.
The only slight consolation is that his private life is probably as joyless as theirs.
