He’s lecturing a group of students at Slop University, obviously.

(my alma mater)

Whatever, dork.

Once again. You followed ME.
This is on you mmmoh.

SMH

Based on everything we’ve talked about make an infographic that roasts me (make image):

Based on everything we’ve talked about make a meme that roasts me:

“You got used to dodging landmines, bombs exploding in the background, people screaming..”

“Gee dad, the internet sure sounds rough. Do you think it’ll ever happen again?”

Sullenly (roasting a human thighbone over a spit):
“I don’t know son. I don’t know…”

Shamelessly stolen from Game of Life, obviously.

Usually I write my own stuff but I’ve fracked my brain for slop prompts and I can only think of so much to feed to SlopTok.

Missed my 30 gens a day quota the other day and I’ll never forgive myself. Seems such a shameful waste. Mmmph

Nightlife in the early Devonian period

The Amoeba Food and Drug Administration has been issuing dire warnings about kids mutating, going on land and sniffing oxygen, playing jazz...

Line go up

A psychiatrist diagnosing someone with LLM Psychosis

The patient is super cool regardless, obviously.

“Citing Foucault while doing crime memes”